i had to drink 2 pints of picolax, drank it then stomach was in pain, i went to the toilet had a beautiful poo, thought to myself, this stuff isnt as bad as some people think.
I WAS WRONG
5minutes later i was sprinting to the toilet just wee'ing out of my bottom.
The Doctor or what ever who was doing it said that my rectum was a bit in flamed, i turned around and said to him, Yours ******* would be if you have being going to the toilet 20 times a day for the past two!!!!
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