Confused by the original post. (as in What the actual ****!?!?! confused) EPIC translation though
However, I am now left thinking seeing the subsequent posts one of the following options is possible.
a) Tony is doing his best to troll.
b) A moderator or higher power is amending his posts for comedy purposes.
c) This is a dupe account and is in use by another forum member.
d) If genuine, I'm struggling to imagine anyone can actually be this much of an evolutionary cul-de-sac.
All 4 are true.