Drunken 'Aquisitions'

Archangelus · 17 Feb 2006 at 14:54

Strangest thing I've woken up with after a session was roadsigns, traffic cones, and the little flashing lights off the top of them. That's if you don't count (on seperate occasions) black eyes, a broken toe, alcohol poisoning, and a temporary tattoo.

Suffice it to say I don;t drink anymore.

Will · 17 Feb 2006 at 15:36

penski said:
An operational electric forklift.

Don't ask.

*n

Oh come on, you gotta explain that one!

Alex_L · 17 Feb 2006 at 15:37

foam and water fire extinguisher - a mate and I sneaked out from a bar with them under our coats, then had a fire extingusiher fight in the park to decide whether foam or water was better. Incidentally, foam won.

Magnetic sign from the top of a driving instructors car

A dozen for-sale signs - much fun was had making various houses nearby suddenly forsale.

Banner from outside burger king

As well as the usual road signs, lights off road works etc.

Fusion · 17 Feb 2006 at 15:40

Malt_Vinegar said:
Picture of said traffic light...

I think i still have it somewhere.

Bloody hell mate, I think you win.

CircleFaust · 17 Feb 2006 at 15:57

went to get in the shower last sunday after sat night out and there was a used sticky plaster hanging of my armpit hair. WTF was my reaction needless to say

big_white_dog84 · 17 Feb 2006 at 16:19

Most of these posts are admitting to theft.

If any drunk scumbag tried to steal ANYTHING from me or my local area - whether it be a garden gnome or a set of traffic lights (very dangerous and irresponsible IMO) I would kick the carp out them, as I did last year with the student who tried to steal my car aerial.

fatiain · 17 Feb 2006 at 16:22

86 posts.

holly35 · 17 Feb 2006 at 16:23

On my 17th Birthday I picked up this little fella from on top of a phone box!:

And about 2 weeks ago I went to visit a friend in a pub where he works and I ended up with this:

West · 17 Feb 2006 at 16:24

heh, i remember when I finished school with my GCSE's I went out and brought back a temporary Traffic Light and half a dozoen cones 0.o

Nozzer · 17 Feb 2006 at 16:26

A mate of mine once awoke to find a rug, rolled up, in his hallway.

Another time, the same friend lent me a coat, as he was going through the pockets before handing it over, he pulled a lacy black bra from one of the pockets with a bemused look on his face.

I have a rather formidable selection of glasses I've liberated at closing time.

edit: Oh, we've never stolen anything traffic related, but we did cone off a couple of streets in a South London borough one night...

Nana · 17 Feb 2006 at 16:58

big_white_dog84 said:
Most of these posts are admitting to theft.

If any drunk scumbag tried to steal ANYTHING from me or my local area - whether it be a garden gnome or a set of traffic lights (very dangerous and irresponsible IMO) I would kick the carp out them, as I did last year with the student who tried to steal my car aerial.

and this post is admitting to assault, which is far far more serious.. who comes accross as the bigger tit?

toy_soldier · 17 Feb 2006 at 16:59

big_white_dog84 said:
Most of these posts are admitting to theft.

If any drunk scumbag tried to steal ANYTHING from me or my local area - whether it be a garden gnome or a set of traffic lights (very dangerous and irresponsible IMO) I would kick the carp out them, as I did last year with the student who tried to steal my car aerial.

I was waiting for someone to say that, I hope your not trying to say that youve never done anything stupid whilst drunk

big_white_dog84 · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:03

Nana said:
and this post is admitting to assault, which is far far more serious.. who comes accross as the bigger tit?

This incident was investigated by Strathclyde Police and I was not arrested for assault. So...erm, I don't think I'm the tit in this thread do you?

Malt_Vinegar · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:03

big_white_dog84 said:
Most of these posts are admitting to theft.

If any drunk scumbag tried to steal ANYTHING from me or my local area - whether it be a garden gnome or a set of traffic lights (very dangerous and irresponsible IMO) I would kick the carp out them, as I did last year with the student who tried to steal my car aerial.

lol, there were 3 others in the same area

So i was apparently not totally irresponsible

big_white_dog84 · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:03

toy_soldier said:
I was waiting for someone to say that, I hope your not trying to say that youve never done anything stupid whilst drunk

I have never done anything illegal as a result of drinking alcohol.

|Show| · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:03

the instructions on how to put up/take down a blimp, several CDs and a 20ft banner (from limelight in kavos), a roman shield, 3 trolleys, the letters L and E from a litter bin...amongst others...

Bri · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:16

big_white_dog84 said:
Most of these posts are admitting to theft.

If any drunk scumbag tried to steal ANYTHING from me or my local area - whether it be a garden gnome or a set of traffic lights (very dangerous and irresponsible IMO) I would kick the carp out them, as I did last year with the student who tried to steal my car aerial.

LOL

G|mp · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:36

@ Big white dog

Were you not the fella on here wanting to sit on his arse and claim benefits
even though you can work, saying something along the lines of
"I have no intention of getting out my bed in July or August"

Thats illegal so get off your high horse

fatiain · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:38

G|mp said:
Thats illegal

As is riding a high horse while intoxicated.

G|mp · 17 Feb 2006 at 17:40

Do you know many drunken horses?