Dubious things video gaming has taught me.....

[Drollic]

If you whistle in a certain way, a horse is likely to appear regardless of where you are.

 

[Malevolence]

Rocket launchers and grenades are defeated by flimsy wood doors.
A character can be an immortal being with powers capable of taking down a God, but even they get stopped in their tracks by a small stone, a log, or a fence.

 

[Schnippzle]

There will always be a hay bale waiting for me to cushion my fall from any height.

 

[LukeSi]

If I crash it's ok. All I have to do is press escape and restart.
It takes about 100 rounds to kill me and if I hide behind a tree I'll heal within seconds.
I can be the ultimate badass and kill anyone / anything until the cut scene where I become powerless.

 

[suenstar]

- I never need to go to the toilet, ever...
- I can carry every material that I need to build a house in my backpack.
- All vehicles have the exact same top speed.
- I can win any race by just riding the wall for the whole track.
- Standing in fire is perfectly safe and doesn't hurt at all.
- If I crouch I'll suddenly become invisible to those tracking me.

 

[Dis86]

That a huge number of people in this world are incredibly dumb and have no hand-eye coordination at all.

 

[Mark A]

If you whistle in a certain way, a horse is likely to appear regardless of where you are.

Unless there is an impassable knee high fence near by.

 

[Devrij]

A spaceship can decelerate from 300 x the speed of light to a full stop with only minor damage

 

[AyeAyeAhoy!]

simultaneously crouching and strafing is the fastest possible movement

 

[ScoTTyBEEE]

Any fight can be won simply by having a superior vocabulary.

 

[theone8181]

A spaceship can decelerate from 300 x the speed of light to a full stop with only minor damage

Unless its starwars battlefront, which has the opposite problem.

Mine is the ability to sell/receive goods without ever moving (covers the vast majority of RPG's).

 

[Schnippzle]

Any fight can be won simply by having a superior vocabulary.

You are rubber, I am glue.

 

[adolf hamster]

after a bit of cod 4 nostalgia:

barrels of crude oil will immediately explode upon shooting, but a propane cylinder is bulletproof

helicopters can take several direct hits with rifle grenades and don't consider leaving the area

if you run fast enough towards a tank, you'll be fine

shotguns have a maximum effective range of 10 feet

if i carry a rifle and a pistol, i can carry only 420 rounds of rifle ammunition, but if i carry 2 rifles i can carry twice as much ammo without encumberment

the fabric covering on the back of trucks is bulletproof

you can easily pick up and throw back grenades

 

[Haggisman]

The worst place to get shot with an arrow is the knee

 

[adolf hamster]

The worst place to get shot with an arrow is the knee

indeed, and if you get an arrow to the face it'll do maybe 10% damage so no need to spend more than 30s looking for who did it.

 

[Safetytrousers]

Blue Asairi aliens have no nipples.

Edit: Nor do female humans in space apparently.

I guess you didn't fully romance PeeBee in MA Andromeda. Full on:

 

[Haggisman]

You can instantly remove all remaining bullets from a mag and store them for use later (at which point you'll again instantly insert them in another mag).

Except for the M1 Garand.

 

[adolf hamster]

also, on a hit for hit basis, a 5.56 round from an m4 does more damage than the same round from an m249, because the m249 holds more bullets so it has to do less damage right?

also all revolvers are hand cannons that will 1 hit kill wheras all semi-automatic pistols are basically worthless.

 

[wordy]

No need to spend money on a taxi home after a night out. Just keep 1/2 a house brick from your house in your pocket. Then when you want to go home, wave your hands in the air for 5 seconds and voila! You're home!

 

[Malevolence]

No need to spend money on a taxi home after a night out. Just keep 1/2 a house brick from your house in your pocket. Then when you want to go home, wave your hands in the air for 5 seconds and voila! You're home!

Even better, just lob said ½ ender through the window of a nearby house and sleep there instead. Not forgetting to have a rummage through all their belongings and take whatever you want.