'Dust free' bog paper

DB_SamX · 11 Mar 2020 at 23:56

I've always associated dusty toilet paper to those being made from recycled paper. Not necessarily true, so happy to be corrected.

koolpc · 12 Mar 2020 at 09:21

Looking for a cheap alternative. Toilet paper, nothing else! Lol

KillBoY_UK · 12 Mar 2020 at 09:29

never seen such a 1st world thread lol. Maybe Harrods do a lint free bog roll . Or you could just get a Japanese Toilet with the spray nozzle.

Hades · 12 Mar 2020 at 09:35

Orionaut said:
Izal

Cleisthenes · 12 Mar 2020 at 09:48

Personally I haven't found that on any of the more 'premium' options. Bog roll is one of the places where I won't skimp; who wants to use something that resembles sand paper?

Orionaut · 12 Mar 2020 at 09:50

DB_SamX said:
I've always associated dusty toilet paper to those being made from recycled paper. Not necessarily true, so happy to be corrected.

I recall seeing my first pack of "Recycled Toilet paper", I pointed the label out to one of the Shop girls (Being Waitrose the "Girl" was in her fifties)

"That doesn't sound very nice?"

We both had a bit of a laugh over that.

randomshenans · 12 Mar 2020 at 09:51

Just use a sock

Semple · 12 Mar 2020 at 09:51

explicit4u said:
In the current climate, id take what I can get!

ttaskmaster · 12 Mar 2020 at 11:13

mrbell1984 said:
There’s a way to stop the cling-ons. I’ll let you have a think....

There's two - Shave, or nuke their homeworld!

MookJong · 12 Mar 2020 at 11:40

Just use a sponge dipped in vinegar, the Romans hated loo roll dust so much that they developed this superior method.

Deleted member 77746 · 12 Mar 2020 at 11:43

ttaskmaster said:
There's two - Shave, or nuke their homeworld!

Nuke their home world it is then.

Digital X · 12 Mar 2020 at 11:56

I stick with Andrex, not fond of store brand toilet roll. But I do know what you mean.

Hades · 12 Mar 2020 at 11:58

The john lewis own brand seems decent.

koolpc · 12 Mar 2020 at 12:08

Some crappy replies here....lol

Orionaut · 12 Mar 2020 at 12:14

Save money and the Polar Bears.

https://www.thebumgun.com/

Ideally fitted with an automatic mixing valve for nice warm water comforts...

:cool:

WantoN · 13 Mar 2020 at 01:06

Any Lidl and Aldi brand I've had no trouble with, and I consider myself a bit of a big roll conoseiur

It's often the super soft brands that are the worst for it in my experience.

Multi-ply luxury loo roll is a load of marketing toss anyway, it's paper you wipe on your bumhole for goodness sake.

Orionaut said:
https://www.thebumgun.com/

I want one.

Lokwyr · 13 Mar 2020 at 15:09

WantoN said:
It's often the super soft brands that are the worst for it in my experience. .

Perhaps there's a case for just 3 types of paper. Thick. Thin. Yuk!

TonTom · 13 Mar 2020 at 15:58

pinkpound said:
I remember that from school it smeared vs wiped, always reminded me of grease proof paper

I remember that stuff. I always tried to time needing a number to to before or after school. That stuff could damage your ****.

arknor · 13 Mar 2020 at 18:40

Cleisthenes said:
Personally I haven't found that on any of the more 'premium' options. Bog roll is one of the places where I won't skimp; who wants to use something that resembles sand paper?

I just get whatever.
I can't really notice a difference between iceland, asda and M&S (2ply, not tried the 3 ply) own brands.

The shea butter infused toilet rolls are kinda cool though, but they are still only like £2 a pack I think

LuckyBenski · 14 Mar 2020 at 01:13

Interested to see this come up - I'm convinced it's contributing to the levels of dust in my house. I seem to get fine white fluffy dust settling on stuff.