A few months ago I woke up feeling sick, I sat on the loo in my boxers and t shirt holding my head waiting for the inevitable puking, after a while I felt the urge to barf so I stood up turned around and leaned over the pan then gave an almighty heave, what I didn't know or feel was that my bowels also wanted to empty so low and behold the flood gates opened at the rear also , I unexpectedly pooped quite violently in my pants then it ran down my legs and dripped onto the floor where it also splashed onto the surrounding bathroom furniture. I have never felt so low cleaning up the aftermath.
not really an embarrassing confession as I find it amusing heh