Embarrassing confessions

>be me on bank holiday all dayer
>be in pub carpark for purposes of knee trembler
>get all hot and sweaty
>girl hikes up skirt, I drop trou
>better be safe, so bag it up
>was going OK until the wee chap realises just how drunk I am and gets >the flop on
>apologise
>realise I need to go for a pee
>a little seeps out
>floodgate just opens
>watch in amazement as the condom fills up, drops to the ground and bursts all over her feet
>laugh
>slap
 
My fiance is a massive Disney fan, in preparation for her 30th birthday trip to disneyland paris I bought her a disney cd. Last night we were driving home from a meal out in Bath, she fell asleep in the car and I started singing along to Angela Lansbury's A Tale as Old as Time. I stopped eventually and found some manly sport on five live.
 
A few months ago I woke up feeling sick, I sat on the loo in my boxers and t shirt holding my head waiting for the inevitable puking, after a while I felt the urge to barf so I stood up turned around and leaned over the pan then gave an almighty heave, what I didn't know or feel was that my bowels also wanted to empty so low and behold the flood gates opened at the rear also , I unexpectedly pooped quite violently in my pants then it ran down my legs and dripped onto the floor where it also splashed onto the surrounding bathroom furniture. I have never felt so low cleaning up the aftermath.

not really an embarrassing confession as I find it amusing heh
 
I once tried to sex talk my sister on MSN thinking she was a chick I was seeing with the same name.

We've never mentioned it to each other since.
 
uber soldat said:
I once nearly walked into a branch of Primark....ooooh the shame, please dont judge me....im not the same person I was back then..
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Whoah whoah, hold on there a second, you're about to give the members of this forum a heart attack with that kind of low class antic.
 
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