Epic Fail: Nadine Coyle sells 117 copies on first day
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Unless that newly bought CD is Nadine Coyles, presumably.
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It is bad, but then Cheryl(happened to read it yesterday) only sold 500-550 or something in stores herself this week, its not massive.
The poop
so even if not accurate assume Cheryl sold 6 times as many downloads in the first week, assume she sold only 3000-3500 hard copies in her first week and hit no.1 .
Hard copy sales are pathetic, I didn't realise they were that bad, haven't bought a single for maybe probably 16-17 years and I only bought 2-3 ever in my life anyway.
I've only heard the song once but, her lyrics are cliched rubbish, there aren't actually that many lyrics and, unless I heard a weird version its actually very very weak musically as in, theres barely music behind her singing for the most part, are they trying to sell her as "the one who can sing" so wanted some uber strong singing on first single. Its just a pathetic song, then again Cheryl's music is rubbish, dance rubbish this time, and Rhianna, lol. The charts have been about idiots and their faddy music since before I can remember.
The poop
so even if not accurate assume Cheryl sold 6 times as many downloads in the first week, assume she sold only 3000-3500 hard copies in her first week and hit no.1 .
Hard copy sales are pathetic, I didn't realise they were that bad, haven't bought a single for maybe probably 16-17 years and I only bought 2-3 ever in my life anyway.
I've only heard the song once but, her lyrics are cliched rubbish, there aren't actually that many lyrics and, unless I heard a weird version its actually very very weak musically as in, theres barely music behind her singing for the most part, are they trying to sell her as "the one who can sing" so wanted some uber strong singing on first single. Its just a pathetic song, then again Cheryl's music is rubbish, dance rubbish this time, and Rhianna, lol. The charts have been about idiots and their faddy music since before I can remember.
This man speaketh the truth. Its funny how far in life you can get by wearing skimpy outfits, shovelling on make-up and marrying a footballer.
Oh, and who?
she only sold 117 hard copies.
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You know... it's possible then that OcUK could get a single into the charts. 
You know... it's possible then that OcUK could get a single into the charts.
With you be on the cover wearing your y-fronts it would go straight to number one.
I dunno... It sort of shows just how laughable the top 40 is...
2,439 sales gets you into the top 40?
LOL?
Edit; Curse you sanaxe1, curse you.
Not really. It'd still take a cubic assload of sales to get into the top 10. The increase in numbers towards the top will not be linear.
Apparently Top Ten is about 10k sales.
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How many members does OCUK have? We could release a single and make profit!
You know... it's possible then that OcUK could get a single into the charts.
I just had a more scary thought that, should the mood take them, 4Chan could probably get some real ****** up stuff into the top 10.
I just had a more scary thought that, should the mood take them, 4Chan could probably get some real ****** up stuff into the top 10.
You have to have somewhere to hawk it first
