Epic Fail: Nadine Coyle sells 117 copies on first day

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If she was to stuff a nice pair of worn knickers in each case, I'm pretty sure the sales would have sky rocketed.

 

[Morgoth]

If she was to stuff a nice pair of worn knickers in each case, I'm pretty sure the sales would have sky rocketed.

I'd have bought 10.

 

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I'd have bought 10.

My point exactly this is why she failed.

 

[sigma]

She's odd looking.

 

[Stretch]

And with digital downloads only reaching 2,439, Nadine has only managed to reach number 35 in the midweek charts.

Some of my recorded flatulence would sell more copies that that.

 

[drunkenmaster]

So you can only buy it at Tesco???

AFAIK if you completely and utterly discount the hard copies there would be almost no change in the charts, Cheryl with 27k digital sales and 500 hardcopy, no ones buying it digitally which has nothing to do with tesco's to be honest.

The question of why Tesco's bother exclusively releasing singles at their stores when no one buys hard copies anymore is the bigger question.

i hate cheryl fake cole

Its shocking that people look different at 18 and 25, shocking, amazing.

She was a teenager, dressing like most poor teenagers, now she's dressing like a grown up with money, I can't think of a single reason for the change at all. The fact that most women look VERY different at 18 and 25 shouldn't matter at all.

Britney unfortunately was meh at 16, uber hot from 18-22 and a bit urgh now. Women seem to change a lot more than men from 16-17 through to mid twenties but men look significantly different aswell.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

It's also shocking that people feel the need to quote MASSIVE PICTURES.

 

[CliffyBiro]

i hate cheryl fake cole

What's fake about that?

 

[Tefal]

Its shocking that people look different at 18 and 25, shocking, amazing.

She was a teenager, dressing like most poor teenagers, now she's dressing like a grown up with money, I can't think of a single reason for the change at all. The fact that most women look VERY different at 18 and 25 shouldn't matter at all.

Peoples teeth/noses don't tend to change shape quite that much though

 

[CliffyBiro]

Peoples teeth/noses don't tend to change shape quite that much though

They look the same to me.

 

[Cosimo]

What's fake about that?

She is.

 

[mjones1]

Who?

 

[ScarySquirrel]

i hate cheryl fake cole
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What's wrong with this? She got hotter, I see no issue with that.

 

[Raumarik]

Shame nobody on here makes an OCUK famous thread single, a few thousand to get in the top 40, I'm sure we can manage that!

 

[james.miller]

They look the same to me.

www.specsavers.com


shes clearly had her teeth done, not that theres anything wrong with that.

 

[arknor]

What's fake about that?

plastic surgery much? noones face changes that much on its own

 

[Dj_Jestar]

plastic surgery much? noones face changes that much on its own

"changes that much" What are you talking about? She's lost a bit of weight and had her teeth fixed.. that's it. Oh and aged 6 years (in that pic) from an adolescent to an adult..

 

[ElvisFan]

She ain't no Cheryl.

She certainly isn't. She's ten times better. And Cheryl hates Nadine for having gorgeous model legs, rather than the fat knees and thick ankles that Ms Coal (sic) possesses.