Excuses for going out dressed as a pirate?

How the hell are pirates so good at navigating with the lack of depth perception?! I can't even walk down the corridor without bumping into something.
 
Psyk said:
How the hell are pirates so good at navigating with the lack of depth perception?! I can't even walk down the corridor without bumping into something.
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You have the patch on the wrong eye.

Dolt.
 
Psyk said:
How the hell are pirates so good at navigating with the lack of depth perception?! I can't even walk down the corridor without bumping into something.
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According to the back of my packet of Nobby's Crisps: Most pirates had full use of both eyes but some pirates wore an eye patch to make their uncovered eye highly light sensitive, so they could see the stars more clearly and navigate better.

That's not really got anything to do with anything... I've just be looking to work that into a conversation somehow and I thought it was interesting...
 
I found a pillow case that makes a nice bandana. And the patch also came with a bling earring. I look quite piratey now.
 
Borris said:
Why aren't you dressed as a pirate already?
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heheheheheh some totally awsome responses in this thread, i might start dressing up as a pirate just for the hell of it ... i have some baggy trousers with a skull and crossbones on them ... and plenty of heavy metal tshirts so no problem on that front ... if only i had a parrot :D
 
I walked all the way down to the laundry room and back and not one person commented on outfit! Everyone just looks at me as if I'm some weirdo and doesn't say anything. I even said hi to one girl and she just walked off.
 
I can't stop reading this thread in a pirate voice (even typing that I went all piratey :D )

Arrrrrr, I be losing it I tells yi .... losing it :D
 
get urself down to any student union party, fancy dress is always allowed.

there was a pirate theme on wednesday at the union, and im going dressed as maverick from topgun tonight lol :D
 
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