An EZ30 owner making jokes about K-series head gasket failure? Brave. Very brave.
Nothing wrong with EZ30 engines, they can outlive owners as long as they are serviced i suspect you never owned one and are confusing with the other 4 pot EJ lumps from Subaru. The MT facelift Subarus with EZ30R lumps have some tweaks also to the AVCS/AVLS timing with intake valve lift occurring @ 2,000 rpm and over 4k rpm its just wild.
The EZ30 only has 245hp from 3 litres and is very refiuned and unstressed, on tick over also it sounds much better than a clatterr bang diesel - I had the misfortune of having a Jetta diesel a few years back in Ireland on a hire car, ugh