Fake tan.

Jonny69 · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:28

Come on girls, you must be able to see in the mirror you look ridiculously orange and patchy. Why do you do it to yourselves?

Even your make-up doesn't match it afterwards

Maybe now you should go and get your hair completely bleached out because it'll make it all better

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iamdjdz · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:29

Fake tan is epic. The oranger the better.

For the lulz that is.

Hairybudda · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:30

I honestly don't get the fake tan thing either, it's so easy to spot and 95% of the time just looks ridiculous.

DJMK4 · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:31

haha, this...

Gay men can also be seriously OTT

Greenlizard0 · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:32

I ****ing hate fake tan, though around here it's usually followed by the most disgusting of high pitched squeals (those that have been to Liverpool will know what I mean).

I'm brown, maybe it's easy to notice when somebody's wearing a fake tan I don't understand how they seemingly think people will assume they're well travelled?

panthro · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:32

I doubt theres any girls on here that tango themselves.
Im sure theres a few blokes on here that do though IIRC!!

Col_M · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:43

Seeing them naked would be funny as there must be patches that aren't done. A patch of stark white skin in a sea of orange, like a homing beacon.

Cosimo · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:44

The funny thing is that they don’t seem to realize that it can be seen a mile away. Come give us a laugh and post yours here.

Baboonanza · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:47

Hairybudda said:
I honestly don't get the fake tan thing either, it's so easy to spot and 95% of the time just looks ridiculous.

Positive re-inforcement. You don't notice it when it looks good, so all the fake tan you see looks awful.

I'm not a fake tan fan

but it's got to be better than premature aging and skin cancer.

matthewhotdude · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:50

DJMK4 said:
haha, this...

Gay men can also be seriously OTT

Hmm *some gay men yea, but then again I have seen some straight men OTT

Biohazard · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:52

no its not bleached hair to match, but ill fitting hair extensions!

Participant · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:55

What's wrong with fake tan? These guys look pretty good:

This all reminds me of the Tan Stewie episode from Family Guy.

^JP^ · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:57

Robbie G said:
What's wrong with fake tan? These guys look pretty good:

This all reminds me of the Tan Stewie episode from Family Guy.

Reminds me of that Friends episode when Ross goes to get the spray tan and keeps getting it on his face by mistake. Its pretty funny

SilverTongue · 9 Mar 2010 at 14:02

I think fake tan can look quite good when done properly like this one

I mean come on how could anyone think it looks natural however its done?

Participant · 9 Mar 2010 at 14:08

If that's Anne Hathaway, I'll let her off!

cambb · 9 Mar 2010 at 14:10

SilverTongue said:
I think fake tan can look quite good when done properly like this one

I mean come on how could anyone think it looks natural however its done?

Class. Look's like a sunbed burn not fake tan.

gillywibble · 9 Mar 2010 at 14:11

Cheap as chips!

Glaucus · 9 Mar 2010 at 14:12

Hairybudda said:
I honestly don't get the fake tan thing either, it's so easy to spot and 95% of the time just looks ridiculous.

I don't get the tan thing.

Girls with tan doesn't look right.

'Wes · 9 Mar 2010 at 14:13

It's horrible.

shifty_uk · 9 Mar 2010 at 14:14

I use to think it was purely a chav fad but everyone, including a large percentage of girls running around Uni's have patchy fakery all over them.

My GF hates it - Thank goodness!

Fake tan.

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