Fake tan.

[Duke]

Nice beard

 

[Cosimo]

If that's Anne Hathaway, I'll let her off!

Set off would be more appropriate.

 

[manoz]

It was even more hilarious at Christmas time cos the coloured lights make it look even more unflattering. Sometimes I felt like going up to a girl and telling her how bad it looks but I'm not that cruel.

 

[G-MAN2004]

These guys actually looks like this for real, not just some one-off thing.

I.. just don't know what to say.

 

[PermaChanged]

What's wrong with fake tan? These guys look pretty good:

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This all reminds me of the Tan Stewie episode from Family Guy.

That picture is so full of win

 

[Vulcan]

Just look up Guidos!

 

[silvercut]

Fake tan has come a long way these days - maybe you guys should try it first before condeming it.

 

[shifty_uk]

Fake tan has come a long way these days - maybe you guys should try it first before condeming it.

You try working with around 20 girls and 2 gay chaps covered in the crap, from moderate to extreme amounts.

Two of which are ginger and go to crazy lengths to hide it - jet black hair, tan to hide the freckles, make up over face, neck...it's quite honestly disgusting.

 

[Nitefly]

Fake tan isn't ridiculous.

Ridiculous fake tan is ridiculous

 

[L0stpr0phet]

You know when you've been Tangoed!

 

[Jonny69]

Fake tan has come a long way these days - maybe you guys should try it first before condeming it.

Not around here it hasn't

 

[Yas786]

Fake tan has come a long way these days - maybe you guys should try it first before condeming it.

LOL not thanks, i have a yr round tan as it is \o/

Saying that my ex once went for a fake tan and i laughed at her for most of the day...it looked and smelled like utter ****...anyone who goes for fake tans need their heads checked...just doesnt look right in all honesty...

 

[EddScott]

I would say the ones that look really really bad have been a DIY job. My wife owns a hair salon and they do spray tanning - its quite lucrative actually. They have a little tent type thing that the person stands in and they have these skimpy little paper knickers on and you basically use a similar technique to spraying a car - although the car doesn't have to lift is arse cheeks up.

There are two camps for this tanning lark - those with a bit of taste and those with none. Those with none are not happy until the are a similar shade to what gets the man from Del Monte to say yes. And there are those that just want a light shading where it doesn't look too bad. What can I say? I'm attracted to white trash.

A more easy spot for me is hair extensions. Having seen enough of them put in I can tell just by looking if a girl has extensions (ducky )

 

[Cosimo]

Fake tan has come a long way these days - maybe you guys should try it first before condeming it.

You can wear it. I've seen the result of a so called modern one and will stick with the real thing.

 

[PatZ1989]

fake tan is ridiculous, sorry it just is

 

[PermaChanged]

I really don't understand how some of them can think it looks good? I mean, really? Come on.

 

[Jamesdavid3]

I go weekly to my local sunbed shop. only £10 for an hour so its not bad!

looking nice and golden after, people say i loo like Christianaldo ronaldo

 

[shifty_uk]

people say i loo like Christianaldo ronaldo

I hope this is a joke.

 

[Spektor]

I go weekly to my local sunbed shop. only £10 for an hour so its not bad!

looking nice and golden after, people say i loo like Christianaldo ronaldo

You <3 Men.

 

[The Running Man]

yea it looks terrible and lets be honest - we live in england - we expect girls to be white - not tanned colour. its normal.

its backward to try and even pretend any different.