Ok so because Skoda is now a half decent car, has Honda now become the brunt of all car jokes?
If I had 5k to spend on a fun car that returned decent mileage, i'd personally have an ek9 type r. Quicker than the EP3, and probably easier on the fuel due to the lighter weight and lower engine capacity.
I personally wouldn't go with the x30 series bmw's that fox suggested, especially since I've seen him saying he rarely comes away from the dealer with less than a £1k bill. If you only have £5k to begin with then I dont think you fancy spending more than £1k a year to just keep a car on the road. Change the oil regularly on a Honda VTEC and it should do 200k no problem. The gearboxes are a thing to watch, a crunchy syncro could cost upwards of £500 to put right, mine does it a little between 3rd and 4th at high revs, but it's done that since i got it, and has never gotten any worse from the 40k i bought it with to the 80k it has now done.
Everyone has their favourite, Fox will always be BMW biased, VAG owners will usually suggest those, etc etc. The best thing to do is test drive all our suggestions, look into running costs, insurance etc, then make ur decision on what you feel is best for you.