If Scotland are going to be good at something, it might as well be poor health. To top it off it makes England look bad too. Double win!
Irn Bru is the biggest soft drink seller in Scotland. It was/maybe still is, the only country in the world to beat Coca Cola.
Wouldnt suprise me tbh theres loads of heffers around here, especially in the poorer areas (probably due to poor information about nutrition, crap food being cheap and requires a whole lot less effort to make).

Give me a Chicago Style Pizza with a 32 ounce soda & for dessert a large Banana split.... See I had tomatoes in the pizza sauce & a banana in my Banana split.