"Well, just lining up in ... in some kind of firing squad. Woah Woah! Hang on, hang on. Someone's being brought out, they're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh!?!?!"
"What?!?!"
"Winnie the Pooh, I swear! He's refusing the blindfold."
"They're tying Winnie the Pooh to a stake?"
*Gunshots*
"That's somthing no one should ever have to see!"
When Lister turns into robocop & kills the curry monster with a can of lager.![]()
Another one sparks to mind, When lister steals Hitlers briefcase, that was epic the first time i seen that
Series 8 arrived a few days ago, i cant see why people despise it so much, hey its not series 1-4 but its still funny.
So what is it?
Craig Charles still looks exactly like he did back then too! Don't see much of Chris Barrie nowadays though.
I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
Rimmer: I'm invoking Spacecorps regulation 234 stroke 62.
Kryten: But sir, where are we going to find two live chicken and a rabbi?
Given that God is infinite... and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
"Maybe we should drop the defensive shields?"
"A superlative suggestion sir, with only two drawbacks: one, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. I know that, technically, that's only one drawback, but it was such a big one I thought I'd mention it twice"
Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.
Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crewmember whose timesheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.