Favourite Red Dwarf scene?

"Well, just lining up in ... in some kind of firing squad. Woah Woah! Hang on, hang on. Someone's being brought out, they're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh!?!?!"
"What?!?!"
"Winnie the Pooh, I swear! He's refusing the blindfold."
"They're tying Winnie the Pooh to a stake?"
*Gunshots*
"That's somthing no one should ever have to see!"

LOL that ep was amazing
 
When they are on wax droid world & Rimmer tells gandi to ' drop & give me 50 - NOW!' :D

In season 7 when kryten sounds as though he's going to cry 'cos he thinks Lister prefers kochanski's company to his.

When Lister turns into robocop & kills the curry monster with a can of lager. :D
 
Lister: Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
Lister: Who is?
Holly: Everybody, Dave.
Lister: What, Captain Hollister?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Todhunter?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Selby?
Holly: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Petersen isn't, is he?
Holly: Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister: Not Chen?
Holly: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Rimmer?
Holly: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
Holly: [Beat] I should've never let him out in the first place...
 
Another one sparks to mind, When lister steals Hitlers briefcase, that was epic the first time i seen that :D

Series 8 arrived a few days ago, i cant see why people despise it so much, hey its not series 1-4 but its still funny.
 
Another one sparks to mind, When lister steals Hitlers briefcase, that was epic the first time i seen that :D

Series 8 arrived a few days ago, i cant see why people despise it so much, hey its not series 1-4 but its still funny.

4-7 i always found best :p

Loved kryten :)
 
I think series 4 was probably the best.

The later ones are ok, but the whole "prisoner" theme seemed to slow the pace down. It does have it's perks though *Kochanski* ;)
 
Oft... for me its in the episode Queeg... :D

Right at the end, when all is revealed!

''We are talking jape of the decade, we are talking April, May, June, July and August Fool... Yes thats right, i am Queeg''

OMG... i love that episode every time! :D
 
Craig Charles still looks exactly like he did back then too! Don't see much of Chris Barrie nowadays though.

He has done a lot of shows about big machines which I actually found interesting as he seems genuinly enthusiastic about what he is talking about (just like fred dibnah used to)

As for favourite red dwarf clips. Damn there are just to many to list!


Possibly my favourite is from holoship though (ie all of it).

Personally I think Red dwarf is easily the best show that has ever graced our tv sets.
 
I love rimmer referring to the space corps directives :D

Rimmer: As Prisoners of War, I invoke the All-Nation's Agreement: Article Number 39436175880932/B
Kryten: 39436175880932/B? "All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?" Is that entirely relevant sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger, and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing 2 cars!

I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

A white hole?
 
Rimmer: I'm invoking Spacecorps regulation 234 stroke 62.
Kryten: But sir, where are we going to find two live chicken and a rabbi?

Given that God is infinite... and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

"Maybe we should drop the defensive shields?"
"A superlative suggestion sir, with only two drawbacks: one, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. I know that, technically, that's only one drawback, but it was such a big one I thought I'd mention it twice"

And a couple of space corps directives:
Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.

Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.

During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crewmember whose timesheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.

:D
 
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