Favourite Red Dwarf scene?

GeForce said:
Rimmer: "Step up to red alert!"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."

Absolutely brilliant :D
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Thats a brilliant quote, its what i think red dwarf excelled with. Great originality with the whole comedy scifi type show, and so much sillyness, loved it :D
 
The rimmer song i love that i couldnt stop laughing when i first saw it. Also i reckon the Kat bit at the end of backwards is hillarious. :p
 
Just remembered the episode where they end up on prison type planet/ship... It reads minds for guilt and locks people up.

Due to rimmer believing the deaths of over 1000 people from red dwarf were his fault, he gets locked up...

So they must prove hes too much of a smeghead to be capable of such a matter

Pretty funny scene http://youtube.com/watch?v=W8otwr7ArmA
 
The scene where Lister has the space mumps and you see Cat come out of the forward section covered in gunk...

"God.... His head burst"

Classic

That and anything from the episode Future Echoes.

In fact, I'm going to watch some now.
 
My favourite line from pretty much anything, ever:

"Over the years, I've come to regard you all as people... I... met."
 
"So great is the appeal of "Better Than Life" when one store in New Tokyo ran out of stocks rubber nuclear weapons had to be deployed to disperse the crowd."

Cat: I'm hungry. Hey, there you are! Hey man, I'm so hungry, I just have to eat.
Lister: Shhhhh. Not now, man. Rimmer's dad's died!
Cat: I'd prefer chicken!

Possibly the best episode of Red Dwarf.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZf4V9Dl88
 
Stop it guys - you are making me giggle like a school girl...

Met Robert Llywellyn at that ****.com thing a month back - what an all-round down to earth chap - top bloke...

ps3ud0 :cool:
 
Belmit said:
My favourite line from pretty much anything, ever:

"Over the years, I've come to regard you all as people... I... met."
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Holoship, you beat me to it :D

Nodnol? Hang on, wait a minute! Nodnol! Nod...Nol. It's in Bulgaria, isn't it! ... Geography was my number one subject at school. Nodnol, Bulgaria, rich in animal produce and mineral wealth, just south of Bosnia.

Cat: Hey hey hey, I've got you now, buddy! J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!
Lister: That's not a word.
Cat: It's a Cat word.
Lister: Jozxyqk?
Cat: That's not how you pronounce it!
Lister: What does it mean?
Cat: It's the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.
Lister: Is it in the dictionary?
Cat: Well it could be, if you're reading in the nude and close the book too quick. Jozxyqk!!!
 
"Mabye we could make a surrender flag out of Flock wallpaper?"

"Dont eyeball me Ghandi drop and give me 20"

And the bit where they find Rimmer imprisoned on Rimmerworld:

LISTER
(Moving to the cell window) There's got to be a
way out. There hasn't been a prison built that
could hold Derek Custer. Why don't we scrape away
this mortar here, slide one of these bricks out,
then using a rope weaved from strands of this
hessian, rip up a kind of a pulley system so that
when a guard comes in, using it as a trip wire,
gets laid out, and we put Rimmer in the guard's
uniform, he leads us out, we steal some swords,
and fight our way back to the 'bug.

KRYTEN
Or we could use the teleporter.
 
XPE said:
Cat: Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?

Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.

Cat: Good point; well made
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My favourite scene has to be in the back to the 60s JFK episode. Kryten mentions the time travelling machine he's holding isn't working anymore. Rimmer comes up with a fantastically plausible space/time theory as to why not.

Kryten: No I've just be jabbing at the buttons too hard.

:D:D:D
 
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