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ElRazur

ElRazur

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Since there has been a lot of "relationship threads" lately i figure i might as well post this, It was sent to my email box sometimes ago.

Fellaz please let us talk about these things as i dont agree with some of them like 12, 16, 20, 7, 24 and some.....

Here's a lil' bit advice on the ladies, fellaz....... Ladies, i'm sure u feel this 1003%........) its all true so bois dont be idiots

1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT already.!!!!!!!!

2. When you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close.

3. When you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.

4. If she's the only one in your life, TELL HER.

5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her.

6. Give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOUR...ALWAYS. (you don't have to buy us presents)

7. If she hangs up on you, call her right back.

8. Always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).

9. Kiss her lightly every chance you get.

10. Look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose.

11. If she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.

12. Don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with.

13. Invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies.

14. Try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her.

15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it.

16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you.

17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, ‘cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again.

18. When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her mind.

19. When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply.

20. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

21. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

22. When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

23. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

24. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered.

25. When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.

26. When a GIRL says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that.
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Anyway hope those young teenagers might find this useful and some men who are going difficult times.
Thanks.
Sincerely yours
El....ElRazur :D
 
fatiain said:
Did you get this in an email with about 500 Fw: Fw: Fw: on it?
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Yeap i had to edit it all and resize it and then post it here.
Do you know where it orignated from? the girl that sent it to me put her name at the end like it was ALL here idea!

By fwd fwd you mean >>>>>> >>>>> right?
 
Usher said:
9. Kiss her lightly every chance you get.


where exactly is her lightly ? :confused:
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lolage depending on who's taller. If you are i will advice on a head like a baby but if she is taller then bite her neck!!!
 
ElRazur said:
Yeap i had to edit it all and resize it and then post it here.
Do you know where it orignated from? the girl that sent it to me put her name at the end like it was ALL here idea!
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It's probably older than me, I eblieve it was one of the Dead Sea Scrolls!
I get hunderds of these, all off one girl I used to work with, 15 pages of headers . And several OMGZ, forward this to 8billion people and bill gates will send you all his fortune or don't use Maybelline lipstick it kills kittens on sight internet guff.

EL Razur said:
By fwd fwd you mean >>>>>> >>>>> right?
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Or in the "Subject:" about 85 Fw: before the subject itself.
 
To be honest, it might as well simply read "Girls can be operated using the following set of instructions, none of them are individuals". Might show this to my wife, she'll laugh 'til she pops :D

18. When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her mind.
or she might just be watching telly :)

21. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine....or she might actually be fine!

23. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
or it's a hint that you were hogging the sofa!

26. When a GIRL says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that....If I stayed away for too long, my dog would actually die, my wife can feed herself ;)
 
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fatiain said:
It's probably older than me, I eblieve it was one of the Dead Sea Scrolls!
I get hunderds of these, all off one girl I used to work with, 15 pages of headers . And several OMGZ, forward this to 8billion people and bill gates will send you all his fortune or don't use Maybelline lipstick it kills kittens on sight internet guff.



Or in the "Subject:" about 85 Fw: before the subject itself.
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lol
No, there was no one it has been forwarded to. That's why i was wondering where the origin was
 
[GATECRASH]
We're not all fragile china dolls you know. I think that quite a lot of the above post is rubbish as far as I'm concerned. If I had a boyfriend that did all the above, I'd feel incredibly claustrophobic and would get annoyed with him very quickly. Having said that though, lots of girls pine for clingy, obsessive, wet lettuce boyfriends who follow them around like sick puppies. Whatever floats your boat I guess :)

I like my boyfriend to treat me like a human being, not a precious ornament who can't fend for itself.
 
Lostkat said:
[GATECRASH]
We're not all fragile china dolls you know. I think that quite a lot of the above post is rubbish as far as I'm concerned. If I had a boyfriend that did all the above, I'd feel incredibly claustrophobic and would get annoyed with him very quickly. Having said that though, lots of girls pine for clingy, obsessive, wet lettuce boyfriends who follow them around like sick puppies. Whatever floats your boat I guess :)

I like my boyfriend to treat me like a human being, not a precious ornament who can't fend for itself.
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I'm glad he allowed you out the kitchen for that ;)
 
22. When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.


Actually it's usually because I've eaten mushy peas recently and she wonders if that smell was me :)
 
Lostkat said:
[GATECRASH]
We're not all fragile china dolls you know. I think that quite a lot of the above post is rubbish as far as I'm concerned. If I had a boyfriend that did all the above, I'd feel incredibly claustrophobic and would get annoyed with him very quickly. Having said that though, lots of girls pine for clingy, obsessive, wet lettuce boyfriends who follow them around like sick puppies. Whatever floats your boat I guess :)

I like my boyfriend to treat me like a human being, not a precious ornament who can't fend for itself.
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First gatecrasher post and i like it!
I was thinking along the same line but i thought maybe because i am a dude i wont "understand". Thanks for clearing that up anyhow.
Im sure Megzy (the 16year old girl) will love all of those suggestion.

Lostcat, i get a feeling you like Gangesta and badboys with fast cars and attitude?? tell me im wrong..... :p
 
ElRazur said:
First gatecrasher post and i like it!
I was thinking the along the same line but i thought maybe because i am a dude i wont "understand". Thanks for clearing that up anyhow.
Im sure Megzy (the 16year old girl) will love all of those suggestion.

Lostkat, i get a feeling you like Gangesta and badboys with fast cars and attitude?? tell me im wrong..... :p
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You're wrong.. SO wrong! But if you knew Leon at all, you'd also know this.

You don't have to be a gangster badboy if you don't fulfil the "wet lettuce" criteria you know ;) There are some in betweens. In fact, there are lots!
 
benjo said:
So basically you dont really care how the girl feels
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I do, but i suppose i didnt elaborate on that. The thing is ladies give out mixed feelings and emotions sometimes. Ok im gonna try and keep it clean - I have been involve in a situation where the ladies says NO she aint having sex and im like "ok cool" but then several minutes later she's got my hand where it will suggest she want to and she means YES......anyway im there confused wondering whether to progress or not and before i know it she is saying NO again but then playing with me and getting naked??? Erm what will you do?


Most ladies also like the chase and most men like to hunt so it can be conflicting at times but it always work it well in the end.
 
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