Fellaz only (ladies in here is gatecrashing)

There's comedy gold in this here thread!

And I'm not gatecrashing, I just came to fix the washing machine.

*cue sax music*
 
megzy said:
Sorry for gate crashing, don't do any of that stuff boys!
The girls end up falling in love with you and then when you don't want them its kind of hard for them to let go and they end up doing stupids things, trust me I know. :(
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For real? Im learning something new every day!! :eek: :)
 
Sweetloaf said:
When someone posts on the forum to point out that..............ahh **** it!
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And when he reads stuff like this, he cant help but wonder why the three of them SNITCH and BITCH like a woman on a forum.
His advice will be......
Nah sod it, Just carry on "snibtching".
 
ElRazur said:
Dont be daft. I am a homo
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You said it.

Also, forcing girls to do summit against their will is illegal *cough*rape*cough* :mad:

If you have to force her to do something, then I suggest there's something wrong with the relationship :o
 
EVH said:
You said it.

Also, forcing girls to do summit against their will is illegal *cough*rape*cough* :mad:

If you have to force her to do something, then I suggest there's something wrong with the relationship :o
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Waoh :eek: :rolleyes: Excellent display there, very colourful.
 
ElRazur said:
And when he reads stuff like this, he cant help but wonder why the three of them SNITCH and BITCH like a woman on a forum.
His advice will be......
Nah sod it, Just carry on "snibtching".
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Get your hands off my joke!!
 
EVH said:
Quite. *twiddles moustache*

Toodly pip and what not ;)
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/posh :p.
 
>When a guy calls u
>Its because he wants to know whats for dinner.

>When a guy is quiet,
>He is watching the football, dont disturb, or you will be told to STFU the footy is on.

>When a guy is not arguing,
>Its because he is ignoring you,either something he wants to watch is on telly, or he is eating and your relevance to the evening now the cooking is done is less than zero.

>When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
>He doesnt want to talk to you, end of story.

>When a guy stares at you,
>He is wondering HTF he ended up with you, who cant cook as good as his last girlfriend, is worse in bed than his last girlfriend, and NAGS more than his last girlfriend.
OR you are stood in front of the TV and he is merely charging up an apacalyptic rage fest to unleash on your stupid arse.

>When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
>He realises this is a price he has to pay to get his washing done.

>When a guy calls you everyday
>He needs to make sure you are there, in the house, or indeed at work, ANYWHERE other than spending money, you greedy self centered bitch.

>When a (good) guy say he loves you
>He needs to keep you sweet, he isnt going to do his washing and cooking himself, honestly, you are so naive.

>When a guy says he can't live without you
>He cant, he doesnt know what you have done with the instruction book for the washing machine.

>When a guy says, "I miss you, "
>He has a pile of ironing like you wouldnt believe, its so big, he cant get in the bathroom.
 
25 is a blatent lie.

Also, the one's about men are always true. Like

'When he says he's fine thats what he means'
 
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