Fellaz only (ladies in here is gatecrashing)
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penski said:There is no sarcasm in that post.
I'm a bit far from Soho and I have a girlfriend. Thanks for the offer though.
I know a few guys in your neck of the woods who may be more your type.
I'll pass them your contact details
*n
If you say so.
Come on man, why are you letting me down now but i said i love you
. trust me i can do things you girlfriend cant/wont and never will do to you, you know... 
So are you down with OPP?
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Am I missing something here?
Do you think its alright to force and pressure women?
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penski mate that made me laugh, cheers. Might have to pass that one on. Women are crazy, they do not have an ounce of logic in thier brains I swear.
A girl said she would talk to me later one night about what we were doing on tues and if we were going to meet. She never called back that night and i didnt hear from her for the rest of next day pretty much and by this point I thought I might as well see another mate so I organised that.
Later that night she call and asks what the deal is with us meeting and I tell her i've made other plans because she didnt bother to tell me anything. Turns out the whole thing is my fault as I should have called her when she didnt bother to call me.
Not sure quite how that works but i was laughing quite a lot when she tried to pursuade me it was my fault and that didnt go down well.
Thats a lesson there; never laugh at an angry white girl. Can't resist
A girl said she would talk to me later one night about what we were doing on tues and if we were going to meet. She never called back that night and i didnt hear from her for the rest of next day pretty much and by this point I thought I might as well see another mate so I organised that.
Later that night she call and asks what the deal is with us meeting and I tell her i've made other plans because she didnt bother to tell me anything. Turns out the whole thing is my fault as I should have called her when she didnt bother to call me.
Not sure quite how that works but i was laughing quite a lot when she tried to pursuade me it was my fault and that didnt go down well.
Thats a lesson there; never laugh at an angry white girl. Can't resist
7. If she hangs up on you, call her right back...... Um would a girl do the same to us?
20. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around..... That works both ways. Its not just the guys that can loose interest and hurt someone.
21. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine..... Can we do the same as #22?
22. When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
24. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered..... I want a gold plated toilet seat but that just isn't on the cards all the time
I dont mean to sound bitter or anything like that, infact on the contrary. Im still with my gf of over 2 years now, so must be doing something right....
All im doing there is sticking up for the guys thats all. Perhaps someone could write one of those for the girls to read?
Woody
20. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around..... That works both ways. Its not just the guys that can loose interest and hurt someone.
21. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine..... Can we do the same as #22?
22. When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
24. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered..... I want a gold plated toilet seat but that just isn't on the cards all the time
I dont mean to sound bitter or anything like that, infact on the contrary. Im still with my gf of over 2 years now, so must be doing something right....
All im doing there is sticking up for the guys thats all. Perhaps someone could write one of those for the girls to read?
Woody
The #1 rule when communicating a guy is: say it out loud! I tell ya, some women seem to expect that we can read mind or make something out of subtle ambiguous hints. Well, if we are blessed with those abilities, we would all be working in a casino nowLostkat said:Perhaps people should learn to communicate, and then we wouldn't have the need for these useless chain emails
>When a guy calls u
>He is wondering when you are going to have sex.
>When a guy is quiet,
>He is wondering when it is going to start.
>When a guy is not arguing,
>He realise that arguing would result in no more sex that night.
[Not always the case xD]
>When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
>He wants a sandwich.
>When a guy stares at you,
>He is undressing you with his eyes.
>When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
>He is wondering when you are going to have sex.
>When a guy calls you everyday
>He is checking up on you.
>When a (good) guy say he loves you
>He means it. Now give him what he deserves.
>When a guy says he can't live without you
>He's with you till he finds someone hotter.
>When a guy says, "I miss you, "
>He misses the sex more than you could have ever missed him or anything else. Go tiger!
... and if you think I am serious. You have issues
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TooNice said:The #1 rule when communicating a guy is: say it out loud! I tell ya, some women seem to expect that we can read mind or make something out of subtle ambibuous hints. Well, if we are blessed with those abilities, we would all be working in a casino now
Yeah for real.
They expect us to figure everything out when they could easily come out and talk, but NO they will rather play countdown with our head/mind.
Not really, and that's not the point I'm making anyway. They're generalisations. I'm not an object, I'm me and I have my own personality. I am intelligent and have thoughts and feelings. Unless you get to know me, a set of dopey instructions from an email won't show you how to treat me.woodsy2k said:I totally agree. But you got to admit that isnt goin to happen in a flash, perhaps it might help some people?
Infact i totally agree with some of the points in the OP. Dont you?
I'm not a model number and make, so why should my boyfriend need a set of instructions to tell him how to deal with me? All that I ask of him is that he cares enough to get to know me (via the magic of communication etc.) so that he knows how to treat me without having to read this sort of crap. Funnily enough, I do the same with him and we've been getting on great for 4 years.
These emails are funny when posted in jest, but it winds me up when someone takes them seriously and really truly believes that all women are the same or want to be wrapped in cotton wool.
Oooh, I learnt that a long time agoTooNice said:The #1 rule when communicating a guy is: say it out loud! I tell ya, some women seem to expect that we can read mind or make something out of subtle ambibuous hints. Well, if we are blessed with those abilities, we would all be working in a casino now
I am not going to argue about you specifically. But generalisations probably derives from some fairly universal truth that applies to most of the population. An example would be, most guys would probably not be very thrilled with going out with a woman who is visibily overweight in their eye. Likewise, most women would not be too thrilled with guys shorter than they are. There -are- exceptions to those rules but a rule only need to work for a majority (we can fit in the exception later on). Since there is not overly much we can do with our appearance (depending on the aspect), the emphasis for those rules are shifted to personalities, which may appear easier to work with. But it is also more difficult to accept, and easier to deny (the "I am me" reply). While some of those models/ideas may come out thin air (or a single individuals experience, observations), I do think that there are guidelines that work out for a bigger percentage of the population than the percentage of the population who would accept them. i.e. Most people would probably, like you, say they are unique and it doesn't apply to them. Yet in reality, a good model would probably work for more than half the population. Well, I guess that's what psychologist do. They put out models and pits them against each other. There are some interesting reads on human behaviourLostkat said:
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Then perhaps these set of "guidelines" would work for the first stage of the relationship until you actually took the time and effort to get to know one-another? If I was going out with someone for a long time who was still getting things wrong because they couldn't be bothered to get to know me, then I'd be wasting my time.TooNice said:I am not going to argue about you specifically. But generalisations probably derives from some fairly universal truth that applies to most of the population. An example would be, most guys would probably not be very thrilled with going out with a woman who is visibily overweight in their eye. Likewise, most women would not be too thrilled with guys shorter than they are. There -are- exceptions to those rules but a rule only need to work for a majority (we can fit in the exception later on). Since there is not overly much we can do with our appearance (depending on the aspect), the emphasis for those rules are shifted to personalities, which may appear easier to work with. But it is also more difficult to accept, and easier than deny (the "I am me" reply). While some of those models/ideas may come out thin air (or a single individuals experience, observations), I do think that there are guidelines that work out for a bigger percentage of the population than the percentage of the population who would accept them. i.e. Most people would probably, like you, say they are unique and it doesn't apply to them. Yet in reality, a good model would probably work for more than half the population. Well, I guess that's what psychologist do. They put out models and pits them against each other. There are some interesting reads on human behaviour