Poll: Fight: steven seagal v JCVD - Who do you think would win?

Who would win?

  • Steven Seagal

    Votes: 196 44.5%

  • JCVD

    Votes: 244 55.5%
  • Total voters
    440
JCVD gets hotter women, he would win by default, he's like the Duke Nukem of the movie world while Seagull is selling Mountain Dew in adverts!
 
Van Damme is not a Karate/Kickboxing Expert, he has a black belt in Shotokan and fought in European competition. He is also a Ballet Dancer (many of his moves are ballet, not martial arts)

Van Damme has been knocked out a various times when filming also.

That is no where near to the level that Seagal has in Aikido (he is a 7th dan Master).
 
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JCVD would win easily.

Steven Seagal has gotten fat and is massively out of shape and is well known as being a wimp from various accounts of stunt men he has worked with including Gene Le'Bell who publicly called him out, told everyone how he chocked Segal out easily causing Segal to mess his pants and had the story verified by witnesses.

The last few times I have seen Segal have been of him being paraded around as a joke by P4P champ Anderson Silva, here he is fat, out of shape, claiming his weird fantasys all over again, this time adding in that he invented the front kick to the face. :rolleyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcNgrp2Ftew

I could beat Segal in a fight at this point, let alone Van Damme.

Van Damme on the other hand is in fantastic shape and will make a return to actual fighting this year, he is scheduled to fight former boxing Olympic gold medallist Somluck Kamsing in April. Enough said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30v6vbp3cFc&feature=related
 
Where's the Bruce Lee option? Well, if he weren't dead of course.

If you were to take it back 15-20 years when they were nearer their peak my money would have been on Seagal, in fact it probably still would be as Aikido isn't a martial art that relies on the physical strength or flexibility of the practioner much. That's not to say he'd win every time but but I'd be fairly confident he'd win more than he'd lose at this particular match up.
 
Steven Seagal would bore Jean Claude senseless with a load of pompous nonsense, before snapping his neck in an unsettlingly offhand and gratuitous manner.

Seagal has to be the least charismatic b-movie screen lead I've seen. Even in his Under Siege prime, he was still a complete tool. On the other hand, I quite like Mr. Van Damme.
 
Zenith said:
Would the fight be in a kitchen? If it is Seagal would win easily as nobody beats him there.
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hurfdurf said:
JCVD would win easily.


Van Damme on the other hand is in fantastic shape and will make a return to actual fighting this year, he is scheduled to fight former boxing Olympic gold medallist Somluck Kamsing in April. Enough said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30v6vbp3cFc&feature=related
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Would they dare fight on a womans turf :p surely she would have at them with a ham sandwich for interrupting her washing rota....

And didnt JCVD have a heart attack on his set of new film?!?!:eek:
 
semi-pro waster said:
Where's the Bruce Lee option? Well, if he weren't dead of course.

If you were to take it back 15-20 years when they were nearer their peak my money would have been on Seagal, in fact it probably still would be as Aikido isn't a martial art that relies on the physical strength or flexibility of the practioner much. That's not to say he'd win every time but but I'd be fairly confident he'd win more than he'd lose at this particular match up.
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Aikido is a martial art like Ballet is, it doesn't work and is complete nonsense.

JCVD has a genuine fight record.

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meghatronic said:
Right. Thanks for your insight. I can only assume you've practiced in Aikido for decades to comment.

I'm also very surprised you're an expert in ballet too. But, you know....
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I've been to 3 different classes, it is complete nonsense and would get you seriously hurt if you relied upon it in a real fight, it is one of the worst forms of Bullshido going.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxxb2ctulEs

LOL
 
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