Finally proof that dogs > cats

trojan698 said:
dogs will save your life!??
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  • St Bernard mountain rescue dogs used for hundreds of years
  • Labs used for avalanche rescue by sniffing victims und*er snow
  • Mountain rescue teams across the world use sniffer dogs
  • Police aorund the world use dogs to locate victimes or perpretators of crime. Been used to find murders etc.
  • Numerous rescue dogs used for earthquakes etc.
  • Dogs used for sniffing explosives and drugs on planes, airports, trains etc.
  • Nefoundland dogs used to save people lost at sea
  • Numerous cases of dogs alerting neighbours/people when their owner has collapsed etc.

Add to that hgearing dogs fore the death, seeing dogs for the blind, dogs used for hearding and protecting live stock, dogs used for thousands of years to aid hunting to rpovide food for survivial, dogs used in Canada to protect from wolves and bears, dogs used to pull sledges etc. Hundreds of people were saved in Alaska once becuase a team of dog sleds ran hundreds of miles carrying criticla medication to a small cut off town after some epidemic broke out.
 
Sirrel Squirrel said:
nothing like stateing the obvious, how many people would go out walking a cat
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I've seen people walking cats... the cats seemed a little jumpy on both occasions but it can be done.
 
D.P. said:
  • St Bernard mountain rescue dogs used for hundreds of years
  • Labs used for avalanche rescue by sniffing victims und*er snow
  • Mountain rescue teams across the world use sniffer dogs
  • Police aorund the world use dogs to locate victimes or perpretators of crime. Been used to find murders etc.
  • Numerous rescue dogs used for earthquakes etc.
  • Dogs used for sniffing explosives and drugs on planes, airports, trains etc.
  • Nefoundland dogs used to save people lost at sea
  • Numerous cases of dogs alerting neighbours/people when their owner has collapsed etc.

Add to that hgearing dogs fore the death, seeing dogs for the blind, dogs used for hearding and protecting live stock, dogs used for thousands of years to aid hunting to rpovide food for survivial, dogs used in Canada to protect from wolves and bears, dogs used to pull sledges etc. Hundreds of people were saved in Alaska once becuase a team of dog sleds ran hundreds of miles carrying criticla medication to a small cut off town after some epidemic broke out.
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Good post. Cats, as cool as they are, just dont come close to the companionship offered by dogs. Shame that a lot of cat owners will ignore posts like the above :rolleyes:
 
D.P. said:
St Bernard mountain rescue dogs used for hundreds of years
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Because it's took hundreds of years to try and train the thick muts.
D.P. said:
Labs used for avalanche rescue by sniffing victims und*er snow
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Only dogs are dumb enough to obey orders to dig around in the freezing snow for hours to rescue some stupid tourist.
D.P. said:
Mountain rescue teams across the world use sniffer dogs
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Because all other animals decline the job.
D.P. said:
Police aorund the world use dogs to locate victimes or perpretators of crime. Been used to find murders etc.
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Only dogs are dumb enough to follow orders to chase after a murderer.
D.P. said:
Numerous rescue dogs used for earthquakes etc.
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Exactly, only dogs are dumb enough to follow the order to go amongst the unstable rubble and burning wreckage. A cat will tell you where to go.
D.P. said:
Dogs used for sniffing explosives and drugs on planes, airports, trains etc.
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Again other animals will decline the request to go sniffing around semtex.
D.P. said:
Nefoundland dogs used to save people lost at sea
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Only dogs are dumb enough to jump into cold, choppy water. A cat will watch the waste of space drown and then go find some tuna.
D.P. said:
Numerous cases of dogs alerting neighbours/people when their owner has collapsed etc.
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Why would a cat want to save it's dying owner? The dog will alert the neighbours, and then get forced into looking after the crippled owner for the rest of it's life. The cat will turn a blind eye and go off looking for a new healthy owner, who is capable of opening cat food tins.

D.P. said:
Add to that hgearing dogs fore the death, seeing dogs for the blind, dogs used for hearding and protecting live stock, dogs used for thousands of years to aid hunting to rpovide food for survivial, dogs used in Canada to protect from wolves and bears, dogs used to pull sledges etc. Hundreds of people were saved in Alaska once becuase a team of dog sleds ran hundreds of miles carrying criticla medication to a small cut off town after some epidemic broke out.
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Cats can all do that, but they aren't stupid enough to follow blind orders. Because a cat knows what it's thanks will be. A pat on the head and a few extra scrapes of food. It would rather spend some quality time with the rug.
 
iCraig said:
Because it's took hundreds of years to try and train the thick muts.

Only dogs are dumb enough to obey orders to dig around in the freezing snow for hours to rescue some stupid tourist.
Because all other animals decline the job.

Only dogs are dumb enough to follow orders to chase after a murderer.

Exactly, only dogs are dumb enough to follow the order to go amongst the unstable rubble and burning wreckage. A cat will tell you where to go.

Again other animals will decline the request to go sniffing around semtex.

Only dogs are dumb enough to jump into cold, choppy water. A cat will watch the waste of space drown and then go find some tuna.


Why would a cat want to save it's dying owner? The dog will alert the neighbours, and then get forced into looking after the crippled owner for the rest of it's life. The cat will turn a blind eye and go off looking for a new healthy owner, who is capable of opening cat food tins.



Cats can all do that, but they aren't stupid enough to follow blind orders. Because a cat knows what it's thanks will be. A pat on the head and a few extra scrapes of food. It would rather spend some quality time with the rug.
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so does that mean all human rescuers, firemen, police or anyone else who helps people stupid too for risking their life to save someone?
 
iCraig said:
Because it's took hundreds of years to try and train the thick muts.

Only dogs are dumb enough to obey orders to dig around in the freezing snow for hours to rescue some stupid tourist.
Because all other animals decline the job.

Only dogs are dumb enough to follow orders to chase after a murderer.

Exactly, only dogs are dumb enough to follow the order to go amongst the unstable rubble and burning wreckage. A cat will tell you where to go.

Again other animals will decline the request to go sniffing around semtex.

Only dogs are dumb enough to jump into cold, choppy water. A cat will watch the waste of space drown and then go find some tuna.


Why would a cat want to save it's dying owner? The dog will alert the neighbours, and then get forced into looking after the crippled owner for the rest of it's life. The cat will turn a blind eye and go off looking for a new healthy owner, who is capable of opening cat food tins.



Cats can all do that, but they aren't stupid enough to follow blind orders. Because a cat knows what it's thanks will be. A pat on the head and a few extra scrapes of food. It would rather spend some quality time with the rug.
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Yeh but..... dogs are still better :D
 
Throw a stick, Dog runs after it and returns.

You throw a stick for a cat, it will turn around and say " get it yourself mate, you threw it "


Cats are so much better.


Besides, Dogs lick each other's wotsits and poo.
 
I've just done a genuine calculation using the XP calculator. I'm sure you all agree the XP calculator is accurate and reliable.

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Gilly said:
I'm am totally whelmed. Cats > dogs. FACT.
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Hmm seems to have been a bit of a forum glitch there mate. Forum software messed up your post. I've quoted your original for you. :)
 
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