Finally proof that dogs > cats
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sunama said:
Cats will bite anything. They're killing machines.
yep they do, and cat poo,zain said:
(but then rabbits do the same)
it still a yucky dog thing though.
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Bathtime:
Cat - never, self cleaning, naturally non smelly
Dog - Monthly, unless:
- when it steps in poo
- when it rolls around in poo
- when it poos in it's bed
- when it stinks because dogs just naturally stink
so that'll be reason number #4720 as to why
cat > dog
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my dog never poo's inside, he comes up to me or my mum and paws at us, he's tried to open the door, but he's too small. he doesnt pee inside, he always poos and pees in the same spot. He eats his food and hides some of it for later under the stairs where we showed to him. he comes up to each of us in turn when we come in from work and gives us a hug. he runs to get his lead when we say want to go for a walk, he sits on command, knows when you're hurt and doesnt shed any hair.
at my dads house, the cats, pee everywhere, poo anywhere except the litter tray, scrab the **** out of you, doesnt move when you come in the driveway, jumps onto the work tops and proceeds to lick the dinner when its first out, doesnt want to play and to top it off, kills hundred of mice every year and sheds hair everywhere - the only plus is that it doesnt try to get into your bed and steal the blanket - unlike my dog.
giant minature schnauzer for the win!!
at my dads house, the cats, pee everywhere, poo anywhere except the litter tray, scrab the **** out of you, doesnt move when you come in the driveway, jumps onto the work tops and proceeds to lick the dinner when its first out, doesnt want to play and to top it off, kills hundred of mice every year and sheds hair everywhere - the only plus is that it doesnt try to get into your bed and steal the blanket - unlike my dog.
giant minature schnauzer for the win!!
I've been messing around on google fight this morning. I believe I have the definitive answer as a result:
Cat Vs Dog:
Cat: 376, 000, 000
Dog: 302, 000, 000
As one can see, it is a scientific fact that a cat is better than a dog. The result speaks for itself.
However, one cannot allow a single experiment to cloud judgement. Therefore, a second test is necessary aimed to further prove which is better:
Cats Vs Dogs
Cats: 101, 000, 000
Dogs: 159, 000, 000
This test shows a different result. This can be attributed to the "pack mentality" of dogs being far more palatable to the general public. This conclusively shows that a single cat is better than a single dog, but a pack of dogs will always be victorious over a pack of cats.
To go one step further and give a definitive conclusion, one must add the two figures together. The superior animal will obviously, and from this point in history be scientifically proven to, be the one with the highest figure:
Cats: 477, 000, 000
Dogs: 461, 000, 000
As the above result highlights, cats are clearly "better" than dogs with around 3.3% more of the popular google vote.
Cat Vs Dog:
Cat: 376, 000, 000
Dog: 302, 000, 000
As one can see, it is a scientific fact that a cat is better than a dog. The result speaks for itself.
However, one cannot allow a single experiment to cloud judgement. Therefore, a second test is necessary aimed to further prove which is better:
Cats Vs Dogs
Cats: 101, 000, 000
Dogs: 159, 000, 000
This test shows a different result. This can be attributed to the "pack mentality" of dogs being far more palatable to the general public. This conclusively shows that a single cat is better than a single dog, but a pack of dogs will always be victorious over a pack of cats.
To go one step further and give a definitive conclusion, one must add the two figures together. The superior animal will obviously, and from this point in history be scientifically proven to, be the one with the highest figure:
Cats: 477, 000, 000
Dogs: 461, 000, 000
As the above result highlights, cats are clearly "better" than dogs with around 3.3% more of the popular google vote.
If a predator is capable enough it doesn't have to work as a pack to get a kill. For example great white shark, cheetahs and tigers.
Dogs on the other hand usually have to work as packs- wolves, hyenas, wild dogs, coyotes.
A single wolf cannot take down a animal larger than itself, but a tiger can.
Dogs on the other hand usually have to work as packs- wolves, hyenas, wild dogs, coyotes.
A single wolf cannot take down a animal larger than itself, but a tiger can.
The difference is nothing to do with how smelly they are, how much extra work they are etc etc.
The fact is, dogs are pack animals, and enjoy, they NEED to be around others to survive emotionally.
Cats are independant predators who don't need you.
A cat will use you for food. A dog actually WANTS to be around you. He will admire you, protect you, and keep you company. A cat will just hang out with you until it becomes bored or something more important pops up.
The fact is, dogs are pack animals, and enjoy, they NEED to be around others to survive emotionally.
Cats are independant predators who don't need you.
A cat will use you for food. A dog actually WANTS to be around you. He will admire you, protect you, and keep you company. A cat will just hang out with you until it becomes bored or something more important pops up.
Not all cats are like that. We've had three, two of them were loving pets but the third was a little SOB who just came in for food then buggered off. The other two follow you, and snuggle up in bed/sofa, and actually look for you to spend time with them (and not just for food)
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I want a kitty cat 
Shoseki said:
Lions works together, called a pride. I can't recall any other species of cats that are in prides off the top of my head.
But generally you're right cats are solitary- cheetahs, leopards, jaguars, panthers, tigers. That's probably because they're very capable lone hunters, unlike dogs.
....so after I feed ours, the fact that one will come and sit on my neck,Shoseki said:
another one will park itself on my lap, and another will lie of the sofa alongside me, is some kind of random occurrence wholly related to getting fed again.
Of course not, cats like affection as much as any other animal.
(granted, that the other 3 just bugger off to find the nearest radiator
)yes, and it's bloomin' annoying to have three big hairy lumps lined up in front of the telly watching your every move...Shoseki said:
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I just remembered something pretty foul my inlaws Collie did.
They left a pound of butter on the table, still in wrapper. Everyone goes out for about an hour. We return home, and can't find the butter or its wrapper anywhere. Dog gets blamed.
Half an hour later, the dog pukes up loads of creamy puke/dog food. It looks like chicken casserole. Dog eats said puke. Owner clears up remains of puke. Dog eats patch of carpet where puke was. Dog gets a rollicking. Dog tries to eat patch of carpet for the next month or so, on and off without much success.
Dog<Tree.
They left a pound of butter on the table, still in wrapper. Everyone goes out for about an hour. We return home, and can't find the butter or its wrapper anywhere. Dog gets blamed.
Half an hour later, the dog pukes up loads of creamy puke/dog food. It looks like chicken casserole. Dog eats said puke. Owner clears up remains of puke. Dog eats patch of carpet where puke was. Dog gets a rollicking. Dog tries to eat patch of carpet for the next month or so, on and off without much success.
Dog<Tree.
sunama said:
Believe me, if you spent a day with him you'd think otherwise. He's by no means an ambassador for the breed.
He was a rescue dog from the RSPCA in Brighton, and was a total handful. Some people had him before my inlaws, and had to return him. He was totally uncontrolable.
Just before my inlaws went to see him for a second time to 'weigh' him up, a couple decided that they would like to give him a trial walk around the RSPCA garden. He pulled like crazy, and broke the lead. He then ran out onto the A23 just outside the garden, got hit by a fast moving car which slammed the anchors on and resulted in a further 5 cars piling into the first! The dog, AKA Sam needed a few stitches in his leg, nothing else.
For some reason my inlaws took him home that day, the second time they saw him. Crazy people!
I'd say he's akin to a child with severe learning difficulties with even more severe ADHD thrown in for a laff. Sometimes, almost but never quite, he appears to have a modicum of intelligence hidden somewhere within his brain. He is quick to dispel this though by urinating on a friends' dog, puking up etc and going back to his childish, insane ways.