Fish emergency!!

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:05

Will_3rd said:
Whipper Snapper I've snapped plenty of whips in my time

Careful, don't want you seeing Red Snapper!

VIRII said:
Give him the fishfinger!

Brill

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:07

Kell_ee001 said:
Brill

I got it from the James Pond film "Dolphinger".

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:09

VIRII said:
I got it from the James Pond film "Dolphinger".

I preferred the movie Swordfish

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:22

Not octopussy?

Serj · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:24

VIRII said:
Not octopussy?

Stop baiting people into replying :rolleyes:

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:25

That's worse than a Sharks Tale and Help I'm A Fish put together.

Best of them all has to be Big Fish though

MasterMike · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:27

This thread is like listening to my dad trying to be funny.

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:27

MasterMike said:
This thread is like listening to my dad trying to be funny.

That's a load of blubber! :eek:

I think you're just jellyfish!

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:31

MasterMike said:
This thread is like listening to my dad trying to be funny.

Well son .......
I think he has a point, this thread has taken quite a fishpasting.
On the subject of films though - A fish called wanda was better

Serj · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:32

VIRII said:
Ont he subject of films though - A fish called wanda was better

From that i'd say you have a pretty poor taste in films. I'll give you the benefit of the trout....

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:35

Serj said:
From that i'd say you have a pretty poor taste in films...

Don't worry, you get used to him talking pollocks

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:39

Kell_ee001 said:
Don't worry, you get used to him talking pollocks

I have had to trawl the bad puns book for more for this thread now, some of them are so bad I may require medical help from a sturgeon.

Pigeon_Killer · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:40

SGCWill said:
bah i hate this thread, i'm gonna blowfish it up

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:42

VIRII said:
some of them are so bad I may require medical help from a sturgeon.

Sounds Crappie

Lysander · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:44

Can't we have a sprat about fishing without all these eely bad puns?? I for one am quite sad that tuna supplies are so low. [sorry for the lack of pun in that sentence]

MasterMike · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:44

VIRII said:
I have had to trawl the bad puns book for more for this thread now, some of them are so bad I may require medical help from a sturgeon.

I hate to admit it, but I too was looking for somewhere to get a sturgeon joke in. I think I'll just shoot myself in the head now and be done with it.

SGCWill · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:46

We've expanded into fish type food then?

We sushi the results quite tuna?

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:46

Lysander said:
Can't we have a sprat about fishing without all these eely bad puns?? I for one am quite sad that tuna supplies are so low.

/feels Sheepsheadish

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:49

MasterMike said:
I hate to admit it, but I too was looking for somewhere to get a sturgeon joke in. I think I'll just shoot myself in the head now and be done with it.

You'll definitely require a brain sturgeon if you do that

especially if you use a *ray* gun....

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:51

SGCWill said:
We've expanded into fish type food then?

We sushi the results quite tuna?

Oh come on you can't class your posts in with ours. Don't even *fin*k about it.
You're a mere *bottomfeeder* in the *school* of fish punnery.

Fish emergency!!

Capodecina