It would appear you didn't spend your time reading the post !
It would appear your sense of humour has sustained some damage in the flooding
Skywalker said:I didn't take any external photos as I was at work till 12 and it had disappeared then, the last photo a neighbour sent.
The insurance company are sending a collection company as going by the photos its written off She is now looking for some with the same mileage for an offer etc.
You don't surprise me. The interior will be ruined and that's before you even get to electronics.