Football Banter Thread

Tummy · 30 Jul 2015 at 01:08

What happened to my sig? It was the steam thing? Are they not allowed?

Cosimo · 30 Jul 2015 at 12:01

Tummy said:
What happened to my sig? It was the steam thing? Are they not allowed?

Probably not complaint with this:

A signature may contain one or more images but they must fit within a box with maximum dimensions of 400 x 75 pixels (width x height) and with a maximum (combined) file size of 20k. Images containing mostly very large words or animated .gifs will not be permitted. You may also add 1 consecutive lines of normal or smaller text directly above or underneath the image with no spaces inbetween image and text. If no images are used then up to 4 consecutive lines of normal or smaller text is permitted. Do not pad out your text lines with blanks lines. A line of text is defined as having a maximum length of 400 pixels.

Stick it in test and we can take a look.

Cosimo · 30 Jul 2015 at 13:04

Rafa not happy man...

Nate75 · 30 Jul 2015 at 13:29

Cosimo said:
Rafa not happy man...

LOL!

Tummy · 30 Jul 2015 at 14:05

Cosimo said:
Probably not complaint with this:

Stick it in test and we can take a look.

Ah, it was the website that was hosting the steam sigs has died/imploded. Nothing I can do, wait and see if it comes back online or find a new sig.

Other members have been effected too.

Bucket · 30 Jul 2015 at 14:42

Moses said:
Now it makes sense. It's not your fault.

Stop copying my banter.

Bucket · 30 Jul 2015 at 16:28

Moses said:
How do I copy that which does not exist?

Mine was better, with the Family Guy/Good Will Hunting reference, tbh.

It was just the PG watered down version. Meek and mild.

Rybo89 · 30 Jul 2015 at 21:57

AC Milan keeper is only 16 years old.... Just saved a peno from kroos.

fez · 31 Jul 2015 at 11:52

Wow

Cosimo · 31 Jul 2015 at 15:03

So which Premier League manager are you:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33609642

fez · 31 Jul 2015 at 15:36

83/100 Jose again.

Beerbaron · 31 Jul 2015 at 15:42

I got this muppet

Brendan, is that you? Sometimes ruthless, sometimes democratic, you can make the tough decisions, even if occasionally you get them wrong. You are confident you know best – but you’ve not quite proven yourself at the very highest level yet.
You scored 73 out of 100

dannyjo22 · 31 Jul 2015 at 21:31

Good picture for the clueless manager. Nice work beeb.

cm1179 · 2 Aug 2015 at 13:36

Nate75 · 2 Aug 2015 at 13:53

44M. That's a good result

Cosimo · 3 Aug 2015 at 14:07

October/November televised fixtures:

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/...n-fixtures-for-october-november-released.html

nemtizz · 3 Aug 2015 at 23:36

YouTube search "The Full Cristiano Ronaldo FIFA Interview - Walks Out After Corruption Questions". Solid craic from Ronaldo, IMO.

Would embed it but ermahgerd they didn't fully star out a sweary in the title.

Rybo89 · 3 Aug 2015 at 23:49

Don't blame him... Why would he need to give a ****?

nemtizz · 3 Aug 2015 at 23:53

Indeed. He's a dimepiece, rich as **** and one of the greatest players, ever. Poor guy is only trying to shift his very obviously carp headphones.

NexusK · 4 Aug 2015 at 08:15

Victor Valdes supposedly turned up for training to find his locker cleared out and his stuff moved to the U21 dressing room