Football Banter Thread

fez · 4 Aug 2015 at 16:48

I don't get the wink

Cosimo · 4 Aug 2015 at 17:40

NexusK said:
Victor Valdes supposedly turned up for training to find his locker cleared out and his stuff moved to the U21 dressing room

I can just see LVG doing that all by himself.

Shamikebab · 4 Aug 2015 at 19:15

fez said:
I don't get the wink

It's Moses.

Tummy · 5 Aug 2015 at 01:10

Obsessed.

opethdisciple · 5 Aug 2015 at 12:26

The Classless one. Jose Mourinho.

opethdisciple · 5 Aug 2015 at 12:33

Cosimo said:
So which Premier League manager are you:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33609642

Well this is embarrassing...

Supposedly I'm as the Classless one.

"Jose, is that you? You’re ruthless, cunning and won’t let anything get in the way of your team succeeding."

Steedie · 5 Aug 2015 at 12:37

I'm Tony Pulis...lawd

NexusK · 6 Aug 2015 at 15:19

I'm in the middle of watching Suits and it struck how much these two look like each other

Cosimo · 7 Aug 2015 at 09:08

Your Premier League history revealed with some rather nice stats:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/my-premier-league-life

nemtizz · 9 Aug 2015 at 20:54

http://news.sky.com/story/1532951/gun-attack-on-hertha-berlin-team-bus

German police are investigating a gun attack on a bus carrying Bundesliga players who were travelling to a game.

Damn, shots fired.

Malevolence · 10 Aug 2015 at 22:51

Sky Sports News, they have their finger on the pulse of the premier league.

nemtizz · 11 Aug 2015 at 00:34

Malevolence · 11 Aug 2015 at 05:00

Mark Hughes looks magnificent.

Koeman though, I can't decide between a Chinaman suffering from anaphylactic shock or something Mario eats to become Super Mario.

Cosimo · 11 Aug 2015 at 07:57

teh_captain · 11 Aug 2015 at 09:09

Even back then Brendan had that ****-eating smile

Derek W · 11 Aug 2015 at 09:30

Deliberately answered the questions in that quiz in a provocative manner :-

McBain · 11 Aug 2015 at 11:04

Wish Wenger still had that bouffant, he would look dreamy.

Cosimo · 11 Aug 2015 at 11:26

Sky Sports customers get free access to Sun Goals:

https://corporate.sky.com/media-cen...-customers-get-more-goals-at-their-fingertips

nemtizz · 11 Aug 2015 at 14:30

Derek W said:
Deliberately answered the questions in that quiz in a provocative manner :-

Azza · 11 Aug 2015 at 15:52

Ermmm...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ea-bench-after-criticism-from-Mourinho.html?x

Eva Carneiro’s place on the Chelsea bench is under threat after the club doctor’s role was significantly changed as part of a backroom shake-up by manager Jose Mourinho.

The timing of the changes will raise a number of questions after Carneiro was publicly criticised by Mourinho, following the 2-2 Premier League draw against Swansea City.

It is understood that while Carneiro will remain Chelsea’s first-team doctor, she will not attend training sessions, games or enter the hotel. As things stand, she is not expected to be on the bench for Sunday’s trip to Manchester City.