Football Banter Thread

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This will go down like a lead balloon...
 
It'll only go down like a lead balloon with complete imbeciles. There's nothing bad in what he's saying there... it's completely fair and reasonable. Anyone that spacks about that is mentally challenged.

Most of the Liverpool fans on social media are livid... :p
 
Hating a club because they've got an owner that loves the club is stupid; not their fault FSG is faceless

Don't see any Liverpool fans hating them because their owner likes spending some money

Also FSG have probably had more interaction with media and fans so...
 
Comes in here for the first time, see it's all about the likes of Liverpool,Chelsea, Man Utd/City... Realises half the fans have never been to a game or live within 100 miles.

Backs out slowly...
 
Mad and jel.

I remember a handful of years ago, when we didn't have Welsh clubs/Soton/Bournemouth in the Premier League, I went on a website which showed my nearest Premier League club... I'm from Cornwall and it was Aston Villa, iirc. I had Plymouth Argyle nearby, but I Cornishman couldn't support them :p.

Basically I don't think it's a big deal to support a random club... especially if your options nearby are pretty limited.

Now everything makes sense as to why you're such a ****.

Thank god I finally know that it's not your fault. Poor guy, screwed from the start.
 
This is brilliant -

Montserrat Seara, the wife of Rafael Benitez, poking fun at Mourinho in an interview with the Spanish newspaper, La Region. "Real Madrid are the third of Mourinho's old teams Rafa has coached," Seara noted, before adding: "We tidy up his messes."


Speaking after his side’s win over Barcelona here in Washington, Mourinho said: “The lady is a bit confused, with all respect.

“I’m not laughing. Because her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti.

"The only club where her husband replaces me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time.

"And for her also to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time and if she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me."

:p
 
Classiest man in football. Only Chelsea fans could love Mourinho ;)

His wife's lucky though, she doesn't have to worry about his diet. His verbal diarrhoea keeps his weight down.
 
And told his wife to get back to the kitchen

Don't think there was any need to insult his appearance tbh, bit soft to react that way
 
Mourinho is definitely one of those guys that can dish it out, but gets all butthurt and personal when it comes back.

I do like the guy but he comes across as a **** a lot of the time
 
The kid in the play ground that would wind you up and then when you went to chin him, ran off and stood near the dinner lady, ran to his mum's car to get a lift home after school and then when you finally did chin the mouthy little so and so, pleaded innocence after winding you up forever.
 
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