Football Banter Thread

opethdisciple · 10 Sep 2019 at 17:10

Ramos has rightly said that Mustafi should win the Ballon d'Or this year.

It's not just about Messi and Ronaldo anymore.

opethdisciple · 10 Sep 2019 at 17:10

JRS said:
So, uh...Ian Holloway covered himself in glory again:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1163927059699326976

I would think that whichever way you voted in the EU referendum, the one thing we can probably all agree on is that the EU is definitely not to blame for the new handball rule

Brexit.

opethdisciple · 10 Sep 2019 at 17:12

'Best striker in the world'

https://twitter.com/TV2SPORTdk/status/1169190815270416384

BaZ87 · 11 Sep 2019 at 16:37

Vincent Kompay is going to miss his own testimonial through injury. Quite fitting.

Derek W · 30 Sep 2019 at 08:37

Lower league banter.

https://mobile.twitter.com/YTFC/status/1177976553738817536

Ref at the Yeovil game sends all of the ball boys off for time wasting then has to retrieve the ball himself in the 90th minute

ThestigGT999 · 30 Sep 2019 at 12:26

got this from WhatsApp, it is old tho

Rotty · 8 Oct 2019 at 12:19

explicit4u · 9 Oct 2019 at 10:51

https://twitter.com/x/status/1181864136155828224

JRS · 9 Oct 2019 at 11:44

https://twitter.com/x/status/1181875995764240399

Also liked another one that I saw, WAGnum PI

adam cool dude · 9 Oct 2019 at 16:33

Gotta give it to her she got to the bottom of it! Definitely the brains in that family. She also fed her with funny false stories too!

Maybe she might just realise that social media is a waste of time.

adam cool dude · 9 Oct 2019 at 16:34

JRS said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1181875995764240399

Also liked another one that I saw, WAGnum PI

Wagjoy would have been the icing on the cake!

Monkeymatt · 9 Oct 2019 at 18:30

https://talksport.com/football/6082...r70iz1rPdcVTAyPg4v1WvqesfwYi2sSkYrRp4c235iQgU

Can't believe that nobody posted this one - Benteke genuinely believes that despite scoring the grand sum of **** all goals for Liverpool or Palace, he could get into the current Liverpool team ahead of Firmino!

JRS · 9 Oct 2019 at 22:02

doodah · 10 Oct 2019 at 10:43

That Utd meme had me in stitches! Also loving the drama from Coleengate. Unless she screwed up, it was almost certainly from Lady Vardy's phone. FF considerations to be made.

ThestigGT999 · 14 Oct 2019 at 17:03

Would You Rather Daniel James or Gareth Bale? Wales Fans Quizzed

lol some of the answers

doodah · 18 Oct 2019 at 12:59

Who said UEFA were a joke!?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1185146035506745345

Wolves have got 200 tickets lol.

Cob · 17 Nov 2019 at 00:21

https://twitter.com/FootballCliches/status/1195761621907451904

fez · 20 Nov 2019 at 15:12

Somnambulist · 23 Nov 2019 at 13:12

Thanks VAR!

ThestigGT999 · 1 Dec 2019 at 13:22

omegalol just woke up, was given this