Football Banter Thread

chroniclard · 19 Jul 2022 at 11:17

Luckily I am not a teenager anymore and have not worn a football shirt for a long time. :cry:

Shamikebab · 19 Jul 2022 at 11:21

Our away kit is really nice this year

Martynt74 · 19 Jul 2022 at 11:30

I'm actually sticking my neck out here and saying i like the Liverpool kit, although i also liked the United Zebra kit too.

(It has been said i have zero style)

Converge · 19 Jul 2022 at 11:32

Martynt74 said:
I'm actually sticking my neck out here and saying i like the Liverpool kit, although i also liked the United Zebra kit too.

(It has been said i have zero style)

It’d be useful for being visible when you go on one of your huge runs at least! :cry:

The_One · 19 Jul 2022 at 11:34

Martynt74 said:
I'm actually sticking my neck out here and saying i like the Liverpool kit, although i also liked the United Zebra kit too.

(It has been said i have zero style)

You do know your meant to have your eyes tested every 2 years dont you?

Robbo · 19 Jul 2022 at 11:37

Shamikebab said:
Our away kit is really nice this year

I was going to post this - really like it.

C Kent · 19 Jul 2022 at 12:11

fez said:
Yeah, thats awful.

Yeah our rumoured 3rd kit is 100% better. That thing is an atrocity

Martynt74 · 19 Jul 2022 at 13:19

Converge said:
It’d be useful for being visible when you go on one of your huge runs at least!

Oh god, some of my clothes for that are even more noticable. Also worth pointing out i'm currently wearing these shorts (sans top as just been for a bike ride and i'm roasting!)

The_One said:
You do know your meant to have your eyes tested every 2 years dont you?

Had laser surgery, so technically i have £5000 eyes, which must be better than most peoples pauper free eyes

fez · 19 Jul 2022 at 13:57

Martynt74 said:
Had laser surgery, so technically i have £5000 eyes, which must be better than most peoples pauper free eyes

You wouldn't be able to see if he did a bad job.

The evidence is piling up however.

explicit4u · 19 Jul 2022 at 14:03

Meh, I like it too! I tend to find that if 'proper football men' like a kit I'll find it boring and vice versa, much prefer something more on the funky side.

I am also wearing some multicoloured SpongeBob shorts though...

robfosters · 19 Jul 2022 at 14:04

Liverpools away kit makes my eyes spin if I look at it too long

Shamikebab · 19 Jul 2022 at 14:10

explicit4u said:
Meh, I like it too! I tend to find that if 'proper football men' like a kit I'll find it boring and vice versa, much prefer something more on the funky side.

I am also wearing some multicoloured SpongeBob shorts though...

How to beat yourself in an argument right here

BaZ87 · 19 Jul 2022 at 14:16

explicit4u said:
Meh, I like it too! I tend to find that if 'proper football men' like a kit I'll find it boring and vice versa, much prefer something more on the funky side.

I am also wearing some multicoloured SpongeBob shorts though...

I hope when you say proper football men you don't mean us lot on ocuk

Random Guy Esq. · 19 Jul 2022 at 19:02

https://twitter.com/x/status/1548715236399652865

"You're a tremendous Nordic meat shield"

RobDogDog · 21 Jul 2022 at 11:33

Everton looking good in pre season...

The_One · 21 Jul 2022 at 11:34

RobDogDog said:
Everton looking good to go down in pre season...

corrected it for you

robfosters · 21 Jul 2022 at 13:17

4-0 v Minnesota Utd :cry:

Thundycat might just boycott this season

adam cool dude · 21 Jul 2022 at 13:24

robfosters said:
4-0 v Minnesota Utd

Thundycat might just boycott this season

Lamps will be gone very soon.

fez · 21 Jul 2022 at 13:41

One of the worst penalties I think I have seen for a while.

GIBURROWS · 24 Jul 2022 at 01:50

Banter thread so I'll just say Timo Werner and Edouard Mendy.

Jesus H Christ.