Football Banter Thread

fez · 3 May 2023 at 14:14

https://twitter.com/x/status/1653448051564920832

Robbo · 3 May 2023 at 14:41

Sounds a good way for Newcastle to seriously damage the excellent progress they're making. Surely they aren't that stupid.

ik9000 · 3 May 2023 at 14:51

Robbo said:
Sounds a good way for Newcastle to seriously damage the excellent progress they're making. Surely they aren't that stupid.

I hope he stays abroad tbh. He's past his prime but still carrying the ego. It's not good to see and it's not good to have him around and in the papers. Just go to MLS or China or somewhere he can still bang in a few goals.

GIBURROWS · 3 May 2023 at 16:31

He should come to Chelsea and try and see if he can make us any worse...

Rroff · 4 May 2023 at 01:17

Absolute mess what is happening to my old home town club Yeovil - owner seems intent on running it into the ground and no one can do anything to stop him. Potentially has links to the previous owners as well who had less than the best interests of the club in mind.

GIBURROWS · 4 May 2023 at 12:27

Rroff said:
Absolute mess what is happening to my old home town club Yeovil - owner seems intent on running it into the ground and no one can do anything to stop him. Potentially has links to the previous owners as well who had less than the best interests of the club in mind.

Does he fancy a job at Chelsea?

ik9000 · 4 May 2023 at 12:32

GIBURROWS said:
Does he fancy a job at Chelsea?

no need to send in a wrecking ball when the place is already crumbling apart.

Azza · 5 May 2023 at 16:32

https://twitter.com/x/status/1654508625740570626

robfosters · 9 May 2023 at 17:49

Shearer got a bit riled with Dermot Gallagher over Newcastles overturned pen on Sunday

CliffyG · 9 May 2023 at 19:32

robfosters said:
Shearer got a bit riled with Dermot Gallagher over Newcastles overturned pen on Sunday

How is it even debatable?

omnomnom · 9 May 2023 at 19:43

CliffyG said:
How is it even debatable?

It isnt, its Alan Shearer making a complete idiot of himself.

adam cool dude · 9 May 2023 at 20:30

omnomnom said:
It isnt, its Alan Shearer making a complete idiot of himself.

They have had all that money for 5 minutes and now they think they deserve a seat at the table like some big club

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GIBURROWS · 9 May 2023 at 21:58

In situations like that people have to think 'would you like it given against you' and the answer would always be "No"

Bigpig · 13 May 2023 at 18:45

https://twitter.com/x/status/1657435958856364033

adam cool dude · 13 May 2023 at 19:15

I would have no idea what this was until I heard talksport going on about it this morning. The twitter account is even more hilarious.

Bigpig · 13 May 2023 at 19:35

adam cool dude said:
I would have no idea what this was until I heard talksport going on about it this morning. The twitter account is even more hilarious.

Some crackers on it!!

fez · 15 May 2023 at 16:28

Has to be a joke at this point.

First game in a year and he lasted 24 minutes. Mad.

Converge · 15 May 2023 at 16:59

fez said:
Has to be a joke at this point.

First game in a year and he lasted 24 minutes. Mad.

Pogback… to the treatment room.

adam cool dude · 15 May 2023 at 17:43

Converge said:
Pogback… to the treatment room.

Too much playing basketball and dancing at his brothers wedding.

GIBURROWS · 15 May 2023 at 19:02

fez said:
Has to be a joke at this point.

First game in a year and he lasted 24 minutes. Mad.

He's a lazy waste of space.