Football Banter Thread

Murf · 21 Jun 2023 at 15:24

Dis86 said:
That shirt tosspot plead guilty. 1k fine.

Good. What an absolute scum bag. I've not got any love for Liverpool or Man Utd (the clubs, I like the cities) but even as a neutral the tragedy chanting is absolutely disgusting.

The_One · 23 Jun 2023 at 20:07

Kolo Toure on his arsenal trial :cry:

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mysticsniper · 28 Jun 2023 at 08:18

Saudi Arabian club Al-Aladah have signed Mohamed Salah! :eek:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1670732376903766016

Ayahuasca · 30 Jun 2023 at 13:15

GIBURROWS · 30 Jun 2023 at 14:03

Ayahuasca said:

Knowing footballers this is correct.

Malevolence · 1 Jul 2023 at 22:10

The man is an absolute legend.

Converge · 4 Jul 2023 at 11:02

https://twitter.com/x/status/1675953045669019649

No words…

Ayahuasca · 4 Jul 2023 at 11:06

Converge said:
No words…

would have been better than those words :cry:

GIBURROWS · 4 Jul 2023 at 13:16

He's just a fraud in any language. Except on the pitch.

fez · 4 Jul 2023 at 13:20

GIBURROWS said:
He's just a fraud in any language. Except on the pitch.

I'd like to be as well paid a fraud as he is going to be, not gonna lie.

imtoooldforthis · 4 Jul 2023 at 13:50

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

amazing

Purdy · 4 Jul 2023 at 15:12

I feel like that is what Pigeon see's every time he criticises how we play

bingham67 · 10 Jul 2023 at 21:58

Rival fans joke Newcastle signing Tonali ALREADY wants to leave club

The Magpies, who sealed a Champions League place after finishing fourth in the Premier League last season, have bolstered Eddie Howe's squad by luring the Italian star on a five-year contract.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Vandle · 10 Jul 2023 at 23:20

Rival fans. AKA some Africans on Twitter.

robfosters · 11 Jul 2023 at 10:57

I genuinely don’t think he’s too happy about the move.

shipinabottle · 11 Jul 2023 at 13:24

It would be very understandable, he can be lukewarm or 'unhappy' now because he's coming from Milan, the city, the glamour, the weather and the prestige of the club. However if he performs he'll quickly appreciate the PL but also the Newcastle fans. It doesn't get much more passionate than them so i wouldn't be surprised to see his tune change. Like most things, depends on his personal success and the clubs.

GIBURROWS · 11 Jul 2023 at 14:29

shipinabottle said:
It would be very understandable, he can be lukewarm or 'unhappy' now because he's coming from Milan, the city, the glamour, the weather and the prestige of the club. However if he performs he'll quickly appreciate the PL but also the Newcastle fans. It doesn't get much more passionate than them so i wouldn't be surprised to see his tune change. Like most things, depends on his personal success and the clubs.

Milan was his boyhood club and he was basically forced out after they got rid of Maldini.

fez · 11 Jul 2023 at 16:03

GIBURROWS said:
Milan was his boyhood club and he was basically forced out after they got rid of Maldini.

Yeah but Newcastle. Doesn't get much better than that!

Converge · 11 Jul 2023 at 16:07

fez said:
Yeah but Newcastle. Doesn't get much better than that!

The driving rain in his face, the wind billowing through his locks. The squeal of the Geordies wearing tea towels. Ah, what a time to be alive, Tonali!

robfosters · 11 Jul 2023 at 16:14

fez said:
Yeah but Newcastle. Doesn't get much better than that!

Well I’ve been twice and I strongly disagree. Not as bad as the land of the inbreds, Stoke, but still not great, and bloody cold.