Just Googled him and the first link I went to contained another link about a Vietnamese player called Tran Ding Dong who received a 28 game ban... Ding Dong! What an awesome name![]()
Could have been worse!Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has been handed seven-match suspension and a £60,000 fine for headbutting Hull City's David Meyler.
I did have a sore bell.
Are those fans 12 years old?
Somewhat ironically, Anelka has just been sacked for announcing he was quitting![]()
Of the seven players signed for former manager Andre Villas-Boas, only Christian Eriksen has convinced Sherwood that he was worth the fee paid – £11.5 million, in his case. That casts doubt over the futures of record £30 million signing Erik Lamela, Roberto Soldado, midfielders Paulinho and Étienne Capoue, winger Nacer Chadli and defender Vlad Chiriches.
No, that's Soldado.Chadli is the really, really **** one.