Football Banter Thread

Admiral Huddy · 19 Feb 2016 at 16:54

Can't make this stuff up:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/3..._the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport

When asked if had watched the game in Denmark, he said: "No, I completely forgot - I was playing Fifa, if I am honest.

Poor old Man Utd.

planty · 19 Feb 2016 at 16:59

Don't blame him

cm1179 · 19 Feb 2016 at 19:55

i've seen better acting in a porno

http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/video-th...anchester-uniteds-europa-league-warm-up/43455

Cosimo · 22 Feb 2016 at 10:04

Here's how...

MooMoo444 · 22 Feb 2016 at 12:02

Epic

Derek W · 22 Feb 2016 at 21:35

^^ I fully expect to see the Man U free kick from Depay smacking the ball off Martial's head later on

Rybo89 · 26 Feb 2016 at 07:29

Cosimo · 26 Feb 2016 at 15:36

Live UK TV fixtures for April and May:

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/...levision-fixtures-for-april-may-released.html

Cosimo · 28 Feb 2016 at 10:31

Jimmy Greaves has been recovering from his stroke but told that he won’t walk again and will need ongoing care:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jimmy-greaves-reveals-hell-never-7456368

ThestigGT999 · 28 Feb 2016 at 20:37

Cosimo · 29 Feb 2016 at 08:00

Those little thing you regret doing...

Derek W · 29 Feb 2016 at 13:30

Bombscare at the Falkirk Stadium over the weekend :eek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35679965

Robbo · 29 Feb 2016 at 19:37

This is incredible: http://alt.luckymedia.nl/2016_02_29_56d47617b751c.mp4

Yas786 · 29 Feb 2016 at 19:45

Lol shapeshifting into a ****

It was just epically hilarious when LVG did what he did yesterday, couldn't stop laughing even though I was furious with our loss.

slackrob · 29 Feb 2016 at 20:57

That's brilliant , quite a site watching that yesterday.

Derek W · 29 Feb 2016 at 21:13

Napoli striker Lorenzo Insigne has been robbed at gunpoint, according to his agent - with the thief asking Insigne to dedicate a goal to him as he fled.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35690109

Cosimo · 1 Mar 2016 at 15:25

NexusK · 3 Mar 2016 at 09:18

Memphis is turning out to be a beast for corner time wasting.

Cosimo · 3 Mar 2016 at 10:17

New unofficial renders of how the new Stamford Bridge may look:

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/spor...-bridge-expansion-chelseas-proposed-10976207?

The stadium development is now subject to planning permission by Hammersmith & Fulham council.

Steedie · 3 Mar 2016 at 10:19

Looks pretty grim :S