Fruit identification help needed.

[robfosters]

Just had a second helping. Too full to move now.

That’s the paralysis from the toxins setting in.

 

[Deleted User 298457]

Just had a second helping. Too full to move now.

That's how it starts... RIP

That’s the paralysis from the toxins setting in.

Beat me

 

[bainbridge]

I'll die a happy man

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Yep, Mirabelle plums, we have a few trees in the high street. They're absolutely delicious when ripe. Most people don't know what they are and will look at you funny if they see you taking them off the trees and eating them.

Theres a cherry plum where I work keep meaning to pick them off that theres enough for a crumble at least no-one will touch them they don't know what they are. Was working at someones place once and picked and ate a very ripe fig off a fig tree and someone looked at me horrified and basically said "WTF is that?!". Lovely.

 

[Geodude97AD]

Cheery plums, they tend to ripen around this time of year and are rather small.

 

[Bobmunkhouse]

Passion fruit...

 

[arknor]

That’s the paralysis from the toxins setting in.

I remember as a teen going scrumping, aka jumping over peoples back garden fences and raiding their apple/plum/pear trees


crab apples though

BTW if you didn't know "wild cherry trees" are also a thing in the UK, some are even on little strips of council land next to main roads.

hardly anyone notices them and they are edible cherries, they don't even seem to be all that rare

 

[Lartyconshayo]

It's a queen acorn. I should know, my dad kills them for a living.

It is quite clearly a pre-chrysialis, larval stage Gucci belt

 

[413x]

Yew berries will kill you quite rapidly and painfully.

The jelly is really nice!
I used to eat the jelly. Omg so good.

But yeah. Don't try this. You'll probably die