And whilst we're on the subject of stomps, I've got Oceaness in my sight - so (in me finest Lanky accent for impact):
Ee by 'eck lad, ah s'pose ah'd berrer issue thee a ruddy parp! Nar eether thee gets eawt me road or thee does summat abeawt it!
Ee by 'eck lad, ah s'pose ah'd berrer issue thee a ruddy parp! Nar eether thee gets eawt me road or thee does summat abeawt it!