Getting Old.

My eye brows are n
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Lol wtf


Phone freak out

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Malevolence said:
I use one of these
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gord said:
I bought that for my nose and thought it was terrible. You have to stick it in a swizzle it and you're cutting god knows how much off of those important nostril hairs because it's trimmer is on the side. Bought another that works end on instead, much nicer.
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That's exactly what I've got as well. It works well on ears but it's not too great on nose hairs.

@gord If you've got something better, tell us what it is!
 
Getting old is when you start hankering after slippers and jumpers from John Lewis

My local barber sorts nasil hair by shoving two waxed earbuds up your snout and then pulling them out once suitably cooled, that makes your eyes water (also provides entertainment for those not having it done)
 
I realised I'd had it and was plain old and knackered the other weekend. Sat outside in the sun at one of my infamous Shropshire pubs, 2 dogs tied up to a rail whilst I chatted and drank my pint(s). I threw the dogs some dry roasted and having had a few mis-aimed. Lent sideways on the all plastic chair, to try and kick them across, but a bit TOO far. A leg buckled and I was suddenly limbs all akimbo on the floor. I remember checking I was still intact and seeing a couple walk into the courtyard and the woman clearly saying, "John, I am not going in here, there's an old man over there drunk on the floor peering at me". So not only am I officially an old man, I am now an alcoholic to boot. Told the wife, as I thought it was hilarious. Got a pitiful look and was told I needed to "act my age". No sense of humour these women! As for nose and ear plumage, yes, tell me about it, a constant chore like mowing the damned lawn.
 
chroniclard said:
Nose hair clipper tool thing, also works on ears.
Turkish barbers that burn your ear hair off.
Always get eye brows trimmed too.
Thankfully hair all still in place.
Beard going grey.

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Love my Turkish barbers for all those reasons + I get my head cut to grade 0 so get a hot towel draped over my head for the last 5-10 mins! My very large centre parting started in my 30s. Saw a pic of of me while on hols this year, taken from the back. Proper Friar Tuck now :o:D
 
Glad I'm not alone on the weird hair front!

Only started to suddenly get weird ear hair now in my late 30's.i have one of those nose /ear trimmers but i don't like to use it on my ear, as i don't want any "stubble" on my ears!
 
Jean-F said:
One sign of getting older, is when although your barber still asks, “natural at the back,
or straight across?”, he begins to add, toward the end, “trim your eyebrows sir?”
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And running the clippers across the top of your ears. And telling you he won't go too short because of the thinning. :mad:
 
Less hair to comb, more face to wash.

I know the feeling. :)

I've given up on the rotary nose trimmers though, opting instead for the "grab and yank" method. The eyes stop watering after a while.
 
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