Getting tired of Celebs in my DMs

[[FnG]magnolia]

Howdy doo-da fellas,

You getting tired of those there celebrities getting all up in your DMs, your IG's, your Instas and I betcha those sweet FB MS's?

"Hey mags, @Brie Larson here. Do you want to come over and be my Captain Marvel? I'm electric ~pew pew~ "

Well GODDAMIT Brie Larsoon, I am not a puppet and I am cooking a stew! What the heckers am I going to tell the kids? "Oh hey kids, it's BRIAN LARSOOM ON THE MESSAGES AGAIN, GUESS I GOT TO GO OVER TO SPACELAND TO SAVE A WORLD AND DO SOME BOINKING!"

Not today, Brian Larpoon. Not today.

Which celeb is just constantly bothering you?

 

[BUDFORCE]

Tom Selleck.

 

[Grim5]

Howdy doo-da fellas,

You getting tired of those there celebrities getting all up in your DMs, your IG's, your Instas and I betcha those sweet FB MS's?

"Hey mags, @Brie Larson here. Do you want to come over and be my Captain Marvel? I'm electric ~pew pew~ "

Well GODDAMIT Brie Larsoon, I am not a puppet and I am cooking a stew! What the heckers am I going to tell the kids? "Oh hey kids, it's BRIAN LARSOOM ON THE MESSAGES AGAIN, GUESS I GOT TO GO OVER TO SPACELAND TO SAVE A WORLD AND DO SOME BOINKING!"

Not today, Brian Larpoon. Not today.

Which celeb is just constantly bothering you?

It's a bit early to be drunk don't ya think?

 

[Flor_Fina]

Michael Barrymore kept inviting me over for swimming lessons. Good job I swerved that one!

 

[Uther]

@413x let this posts be a warning to you, wanting to emigrate there.

 

[Diddums]

And this ladies and gentlemen, is why drugs are illegal.

 

[413x]

@413x let this posts be a warning to you, wanting to emigrate there.

I quite like the insane!

 

[413x]

Lol kwerk

 

[JonRGV250]

Fred West keeps bothering me for any building work that needs doing.

 

[m4rmite]

Fred West keeps bothering me for any building work that needs doing.

Just don't let him charge you by the yard, he had 24feet in his

 

[Josh]

Tom Cruise, ever since he started to follow me on X (formerly Twitter), he won't stop DM'ing me.

 

[visibleman]

It's a bit early to be drunk don't ya think?

It's nearly midnight in NZ...

 

[EGuitarStar]

Otm Shank, he really bothers me.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Tom Cruise, ever since he started to follow me on X (formerly Twitter), he won't stop DM'ing me.

Do you have to go on tip toes to read his messages?

(it is a "to get on his level" joke which ... oh, I see, that was your joke)

 

[Uther]

It's nearly midnight in NZ...

Drunk again

 

[moon man]

I got in touch with Peter Jackson about a film idea I had and he blanked me .....

 

[mrgubby]

Further proof that Mags is definitely not an AI chatbot...

 

[arknor]

your first mistake was worshipping celeb culture

 

[EddScott]

Amber Heard keeps asking if I need my bed sheets changing.

 

[The Funktopus]

Meth. Not even once.