Girl Help.

Andrex said:
OP: "I have a magic watch and its telling me that you're not wearing knickers"

Target: "Lol, how dare you! I am like soooo wearing knickers"

OP: "Oh sorry, I forgot. My watch is half an hour fast. Giggity giggity oh right"

:p
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:D
 
If she's smiling at you relatively often then she's pretty much telling you to come talk to her. Just go over and introduce yourself. What have you got to lose?

Having said that, I'd be a hypocrite if I said it was easy. I don't have the confidence to do that sort of thing either :(
 
Go with some poetry...

Step 1. Get on one knee infront of her
step 2. Read the following:

roses are red
my balls are blue
I only get this bus
in the hope of screwing you
 
ipodded?! hmpf

next time mug her of that damn device as she is walking to the bus. (wear a disguise tho)

1. she will hear you speaking
2. you can be the kind lad who gives her a tissue to wipe the blood off from the pre mentioned attack. you could even incorporate a sneak rape in the mugging to see if she is worth it.

all i see is win
 
Azagoth said:
"Excuse me duck, does this smell of chloroform to you?"
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hahaha :D

Just say hi if she's looking at you and smiling etc?
Or, sit next to her and make some random chat: my logic is that it doesn't matter what kind, because she will either respond or not; affirmative being she probably has been intrigued by you for a while and wants some chat on the bus regularly... negative being, she was just feeling awkward/uncomfortable with you looking at her the whole time.

I'd just wade in there: you see her all the time so go from there. She won't bite you fella.
 
Rub yourself against her on the bus whilst smiling at her. If you wanna do it on the bus, might as well do it the Japanese way.
 
Tell her that she's got the back of her skirt caught in her knickers.

When she twists round and Say's "No i haven't" reply

Yeah, I know, but chat up lines are so corny aren't they.
 
Just say Hi to her and explain to her how you would like to get to know her. If she isn't interested leave her be. You could persist and ask her everyday, probably will work.

Or create a sob story up. So she feels sorry for you. You could send her to this thread also.
 
Sneakily drop a condom on the floor next to her, pick it up then say 'is this yours?' - if she says yes - SCORE!!
 
Gosh.. reading this thread brings back memories of high school.

I was such an egit. I think girls just seemed like whispy entities that I could never touch. Then in college I lost all care in how I was percieved then I became aquainted far more with female flesh.

It sounds cliché but they are just you with a vag**a. They have other agendas and all that but they are just bags of bones and blood. So if a girl says "no" move on.. your life is a fraction of a fraction of a second in the anthology of the humanity. I wish I did not waste a few months back in high school pining for a girl.. Looking back now she was a ****.

If your just after sex, and that is very likely just get on one of those dogging sites to get your fix. Make sure you wear protection ;)
 
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