Golden rules

mattyprice4004 · 26 Feb 2011 at 13:37

A bum hole doth not a clean willy make.

meghatronic · 26 Feb 2011 at 13:41

Sentiment is the greatest weakness of all.

Aman · 26 Feb 2011 at 13:42

Tuckers Law

If some **** can **** something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to ****ing **** it up cause that ****'s a ****."

StoutMeister · 26 Feb 2011 at 13:43

mattyprice4004 said:
A bum hole doth not a clean willy make.

Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Mental!

Don't mix the grape and the grain.

apeZ · 26 Feb 2011 at 13:54

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

danny_mac · 26 Feb 2011 at 13:55

If she's ugly she'll let you smash her up trap 2.

unKn0wn · 26 Feb 2011 at 14:35

Freefaller said:
Treat others as I'd like to be treated.
Never assume anything.
Always give people a second chance.
Be open minded and never say no to trying new things. (hence why I've managed to do so many things in my life as I always say why not?) that way I don't regret not having tried it and feel I can comment or have an opinion on things.

Pretty much this.

Repta said:
What's the worst than can happen

Epic last words that's usually followed by oh ****

Yas786 · 26 Feb 2011 at 14:37

Defeat is not an option....

DM · 26 Feb 2011 at 15:13

Learn when to walk away, house, business deal, car, women, take my word that will stand you in good stead.

cm1179 · 26 Feb 2011 at 15:17

it's a dog eat dog world

Embed · 26 Feb 2011 at 15:19

If in doubt, Flat out

[TW]Fox · 26 Feb 2011 at 15:19

Don't buy Vauxhalls.

eatcustard · 26 Feb 2011 at 15:46

What ever the outcome, you will still die sooner or later

Kazz · 26 Feb 2011 at 16:10

I always liked "I'd never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong".

carvegio · 26 Feb 2011 at 17:11

The golden rule... The man with the gold rules...

Tefal · 26 Feb 2011 at 17:12

hux said:
Obviously it's usually the insecure who judge others

But of a judgement there isn't it?

MikeHunt79 · 26 Feb 2011 at 17:15

Don't eat the yellow snow

hurfdurf · 26 Feb 2011 at 17:20

Have a line already made up in your head and stand and bang as soon as some one crosses it, it will prevent you from umming and arring about a situation and being hesitant when that kind of thing can get you in even more trouble.

Trifid · 26 Feb 2011 at 17:20

[TW]Fox;18552712 said:
Don't buy Vauxhalls.

Unless they were not made by Vauxhall. *insert look other way smilie*

Guest2 · 26 Feb 2011 at 17:21

There's no point being the richest man in the graveyard
Work to live, not live to work
You only live once
Whats the worst that could happen