Gordon Brown is eating 9 bananas a day to get fit.

gillywibble · 10 Feb 2010 at 14:33

LOAM said:
Best I could do in the time I could bare to look at him

That's very true. I can't stand looking at him either.

Hmmmm, thread worthy.

Biohazard · 10 Feb 2010 at 14:35

I actually feel a bit of a shame for the man for once, I mean he should just accept he is old and fat. Fair enough if he wants to become slimmer for his own reasons, but trying to shape up against cycling cameron is a bit unlikely. Next it will be sipping activel or whatever on the way into no10 in the mornings..

If anything it'll only make him feel even more dejected after the election.

Morgoth · 10 Feb 2010 at 14:39

Rroff said:
You shouldn't be eating 9 in a week

I have 10-14 a week, hasn't caused me any problems.

ennogs · 10 Feb 2010 at 14:40

Didn't Peter Andre once get potassium poisening by eating too many bananas every day?

Edit : My bad I should read the whole post before replying.

Cosimo · 10 Feb 2010 at 14:41

Biohazard said:
Next it will be sipping activel or whatever on the way into no10 in the mornings..

I bet he is already having a few pints of the stuff each day at home in number ten.

Lightnix · 10 Feb 2010 at 14:49

Eating what is essentially a load of sugary water and cellulose to get thin. Well I guess once he gets the diarrhoea he won't have to worry about oral rehydration therapy...

markweatherill · 10 Feb 2010 at 14:51

a1ex2001 said:
He was elected in exactly the same way as every other pm in recent times, the rest of what you say is true although you missed the Scotish bit.

'Elected' in the same way as Hitler, more like.

stulid · 10 Feb 2010 at 15:14

I don't remember putting a X on a ballot paper for gordon, Tony yes, but not him.
He was handed the PM job with no opposition, or internal leadership battle.

timmy222 · 10 Feb 2010 at 15:46

Yer and he still is a tool.

Clawz114 · 10 Feb 2010 at 15:53

I would say 9 per day is excessive lol.

3285 per year?

His back garden must be a banana plantation.

stulid · 10 Feb 2010 at 15:53

His days are so numbered!

Biohazard · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:05

Clawz114 said:
I would say 9 per day is excessive lol.

3285 per year?

His back garden must be a banana plantation.

Think of the carbon credits he must be having to buy..

Cosimo · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:08

stulid said:
His days are so numbered!

So are his bananas.

trent · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:09

This seems Appropriate :

Glaucus · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:09

Dr.EM said:
More calories in 9 average bananas than in 4 ordinary kit-kats.

I wonder what keeps you full for longer. 9 bananas which are pretty large with large nutritional benefit. Or 4 small chocolate bars that give you a sugar high and then crash which makes you crave more sugars.
9 bananas is about 900Kcals which although is a large amount, it's also a large amount of food which should keep you full for most of the day.

Raikiri · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:12

Don't think it counts with ice cream and chocolate sauce.

sigma · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:13

timmy222 said:
Yer and he still is a stool.

Fixed.

TriedandTested · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:28

scorza said:
There was a story about that recently? IIRC she (on at least one occasion) ate 28 eggs in a day.

A week, not a day.

Glaucus · 10 Feb 2010 at 16:33

markweatherill said:
'Elected' in the same way as Hitler, more like.

stulid said:
I don't remember putting a X on a ballot paper for gordon, Tony yes, but not him.
He was handed the PM job with no opposition, or internal leadership battle.

You do not elect a PM, you elect a party.
He was elected the same way as everyone else.

I get around · 10 Feb 2010 at 17:10

I occasionally eat bananas with the skin on, surprisingly good.