Greenlizard0 PL & Championship Football Thread ** spoilers ** [1st - 5th April 2023]

Watching last night I thought Chelsea were about as potent in the box as a geriatric coming out of the shower after 10 pints, then Havertz resorts to trying to score by stuffing it in with his hand....

Flukaku could be the answer in the sense that at least he's a striker who can stick a few goals away in mid-table clashes like last night. It's bonkers that Chelsea are spending a quarter of a billion pounds every transfer window and still don't really have a number 9. Reminds me a bit of when Wenger was forever buying tricky wingers / CAMs etc
They had giroud but got rid of him
 

Sturridge seems like he would be a really good pundit. Perhaps they should be looking for ex-players like him rather than the absolute weapons they seem to find at the moment. Can articulate his thoughts. Doesn't sound like he is braindead like so many of them.
The amount of times he was injured it's no surprise he's more articulate than the majority of other pundits :D
 
Not that convinced by Sturridge, he does speak better than most, but the content is still pretty empty, like when he finishes off that minute-long bit with "They aren't the same team". Yeah, cheers Daniel.

That said, Carra and Neville were quite poor when they started out so Sturridge already has the upperhand on one of them as he isn't full of phlegm, spitting and smacking his tongue off the top of his mouth at the end of every sentence.
 
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Not that convinced by Sturridge, he does speak better than most, but the content is still pretty empty, like when he finishes off that minute-long bit with "They aren't the same team". Yeah, cheers Daniel.

That said, Carra and Neville were quite poor when they started out so Sturridge already has the upperhand on one of them as he isn't full of phlegm, spitting and smacking his tongue off the top of his mouth at the end of every sentence.

I couldn't take my eyes off the fact that he was rocking some sort of pouch on his glove. Must have been one of MJ's from back in the day.
 
Blessed with Andy Townsend on commentary this morning. He sounds less real in real life than when he was on the FIFA game. Berk.
Willock on the bench but other than that Newcastle at full strength. Let’s go.
 
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