**** me. The t-shirts on that site cost upwards of £300! I'm sorry but if you spend £300 on a t-shirt there is something wrong with you.

300 quid is about 45 mins work for me when im earning maximum revenue. So I think it's a good price, and it goes well with a Gucci belt, to show just who is earning the most revenue in my office.
 
I hope the OP hasn't been forced, by the ribbing of green eyed half-men, to give up his hopes and dreams. A part of me wonders if this has all been too much and he has gone off to join the Amish for a simple life without modern trappings and branded merch. Fingers crossed he'll get a go on Kelly McGillis.
 
@magick Have to keep bumping this thread in the hope that the op will one day return from his round the world sailing trip (sponsored by gucci) that he would have got for being the top top earner and can show us all the wonders and delights of owning what we all strive to own in life.

A single gucci belt.
 
Hey guys, how many low revenue earners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't care so long as they get it done, I haven't got time for that while I'm earning all this top revenue
 
Hey guys, how many low revenue earners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't care so long as they get it done, I haven't got time for that while I'm earning all this top revenue
A top revenue earner would have the minimum amount of low income earners screwing in the most cost effective lightbulb in the shortest amount of time, for the largest amount of people.
I don't think you have what it takes tbh
 
Looks like @magick had been demoted to low revenue earner, never to be seen again due to his embarrassment of Gucci waving opening post lol

The joke will be on us when he returns to buy Overclockers.co.uk and changes the avatars to a trousers securing system. He alone will be sporting a prestigious golden Gucci, whilst the rest of will be stuck with pieces of old rope.
 
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