I feel weird admitting this but I once came back from work to find that my sisters dog had jumped up onto the kitchen worktop and scoffed two pies that I had left out for my lunch
She was in the kitchen getting ready to feed her dog later on in the day when I told her to stop what she was doing. I said " That bloody dog of yours ate my dinner so I'll have it's instead" and took the freshly opened can from her hands. Looked at the lable which said it was liver and kidney flavour pedigree chum and I knew this wasn't going to be a nice experience
So there I was, fork in hand, scooping out bits of this stuff and teasing the dog that was sat there waiting to be fed. After a minute or so of playing 'here comes the cho choo train' and opening my mouth pretending that I was going to eat it, I thought the dog had been humiliated enough and finally plucked up the courage to scoop some in me gob
The smell was bad enough but the taste was truly dirty. It didn't help that I was playing 'What part of an animal is that I'm popping into my mouth?' with every fork full. To save face in front of the dog (he bloody well knew I was suffering. I could see it in his eyes) and show that I wasn't giving up, I put as much tomato sauce and a good helping of salt into the tin and carried on munching. Tell you what though, I finished the lot but every fibre in my body was screaming at my brain to do something to get rid of whatever my stomach was now holding. Even after I barfed my load (away from straying dogs eyes) I was still having the dry heave for ages after that. I had bloody abs like big Arnie after that session
Also tried Winalot biscuits and they're just like stale weetabix. Not too bad on the taste buds, so overall I'd give that one the thumbs up! 7.5/10
Eaten Bonios before but not as nice as the winalot. 4/10
Tried the ones that looked like mini sausage rolls except it's marrowbone in the middle. These were dirty. A megre 2/10
Al