Have you ever urinated in your own garden?

Yep, when it’s occupied and I really need to wee. Only got one bathroom in our house at the moment, should have 2 by August.
 
No but reminds me, I did pee into tupperware in the hallway once :o

Came home bursting one night after sitting in heavy traffic, couldn’t get the bathroom doors open (victorian house, fancy glass doors), couldn’t work out why they were stuck, tried and tried, didn’t want to break them so grabbed some tupperware out a drawer in desperation and went for it.

After a sigh of relief, I realised why the door was stuck and that I had a toilet in the garage :o
 
I once left someone's flat and an old drunk guy was stood outside his door on the communal walk way against a 4ft wall looking down at the road whilst having a slash...

I literally had to walk past him so just stood there till he finished, he never said a word and neither did I.

I thought what a dirty old bugger, I try to avoid urinating outside, it's illegal for one? I've done it a few times when cycling though and drinking lot of fluids in the heat, always made sure to be somewhere isolated or far enough of the path they know what I'm doing, but can;t see anything and don't feel weirded out by it.
I've seen other people just take a pee in the street like they don;t care who watches.


A schizophrenic woman lived behind my parents house when I was around 15, apparently when she got evicted or whatever they found her whole attic full of bottles of urine :S
She used to go mental off her meds I guess, shouting at her daughter or attacking her.

I remember she came round one night completely naked asking to use the phone and my mum gave her a towel and let her in lol...

she didn't cause any trouble used the phone and left though, I think she was phoning some mental services or the police.
 
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arknor said:
I once left someone's flat and an old drunk guy was stood outside his door on the communal walk way against a 4ft wall looking down at the road whilst having a slash...

I literally had to walk past him so just stood there till he finished, he never said a word and neither did I.

I thought what a dirty old bugger!


A schizophrenic woman lived behind my parents house when I was around 15, apparently when she got evicted or whatever they found her whole attic full of bottles of urine :S
She used to go mental off her meds I guess, shouting at her daughter or attacking her.

I remember she came round one night completely naked asking to use the phone and my mum gave her a towel and let her in lol...

she didn't cause any trouble used the phone and left though, I think she was phoning some mental services or the police.
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That reminds me of a story I was told by a BT engineer. There was an isolated secure building out in the countryside (something to do with the communication network as was, maybe an automated phone exchange or sub station?). Anyway, it was ever only accessed by one employee for a long period of time, until one day they were off sick and a fault developed. A different engineer was sent out and discovered the place was full of bottles of urine and stools. I understand disciplinary action followed.
 
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