Have you ever urinated in your own garden?

[Manbatius]

What is the alternative? the bath?

Just wondering as someone with a small family, the occasion does sometimes happen where the toilet is occupied and someone needs it. Sometimes one of the kids declare they need it just as the other has gone in!
We looked at getting a second toilet but at £6-10k and a lot of disruption, its on the "we will get to it, but not really" list.

 

[Klunt Bumskrint]

I used to do it every night to deter foxes

 

[TommyV]

many a time when locked out of the house at 3am in my early 20’s

 

[A2Z]

All the time when I was living at home with family, if the toilet was occupied and I really needed to go.

 

[drakioned]

All the time when I was living at home with family, if the toilet was occupied and I really needed to go.

This is why you have a second toilet.

 

[Ninco!]

Threw up at my sisters and brother in laws. Summer BBQ and I bought some of the larger bottles of lager, the jumbo sort. Necked a few as it was like today boiling.

In my drunken state, I barthed in the middle of their lawn. My drunken logic was to find a large brick to warn others of the mess and not step in it.

The next morning looking out from the bedroom there was a pile of sick in the middle of a striped lawn (and a brick).

Breakfast was a quiet affair.

 

[gary996]

Yes I have done it once or twice

 

[Cromulent]

I have urinated in bottles before. I won't say why. The problem was finding big enough bottles.

 

[Rannoch]

Yes. I’m the man in my garden.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Not in mine.

As contractors you often don't get a choice people aren't home or you don't want to bother them. If you need to take a dump its more of a problem I knew someone who couldn't keep it in and the back of their shed got a visit

This is why you have a second toilet.

Yeah, damn peasants, wheres their second toilet? Shameful.

 

[Iamzod]

Yeah, when the wife or daughter is occupying it when i'm busting.

My wifes mate once went out when they came back & i was occupying it but she forgot the CCTV camera out back.

 

[Slogan]

I have urinated in bottles before. I won't say why. The problem was finding big enough bottles.

Are we talking volume or neck opening?

 

[Mr Badger]

Are we talking volume or neck opening?

He needed a stubby.

 

[Hagar]

Do bears pee in the woods?

Of course they do.

 

[iamdjdz]

Not in my current garden but in previous ones yes. I did once really need a wee in a one night stands house in the morning and they didn't come out of the bathroom, it was getting close to time for me to leave for work so I went in their garden with immense relief. They still didn't come out and I had to go to work so shouted bye and left. Never did find out if they she ever emerged, could still be in there to this day 20 or so years later as far as I know.

 

[Vandle]

I do it all the time. Planted a lemon tree last year and everyone* says that's what needed to ensure a good crop of lemons.

*Some people, none of which are scientists.

 

[Mr Badger]

I do it all the time. Planted a lemon tree last year and everyone* says that's what needed to ensure a good crop of lemons.

*Some people, none of which are scientists.

Are you sure you're not getting confused with lemon flavoured snow?

 

[potatolord]

Yes, several times when gardening. Not in the front garden though!

As long as you're not flagrantly going in full sight of your neighbours, Where's the harm?

 

[Hagar]

Are you sure you're not getting confused with lemon flavoured snow?

 

[Bubo]

Would it count if I took the empty pop bottle and put it on my lawn?