Have you ever urinated in your own garden?

I have a bucket in the garage if i need to and can't be bothered to go in the house or am a bit mucky. I dilute at least 100:1 with water from the outdoor tap and use it to water the garden.
 
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I basically always take a slash in the garden. I usually go down the side of the house where the drain is.

Saves water, so good for the environment.

Saves splashing **** all over the floor, so more hygienic.

Win win.

In the middle of winter if it's **** out I'll **** inside.
 
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BUDFORCE said:
I basically always take a slash in the garden. I usually go down the side of the house where the drain is.

Saves water, so good for the environment.

Saves splashing **** all over the floor, so more hygienic.

Win win.

In the middle of winter if it's **** out I'll **** inside.
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Location checks out for outdoor urination
 
HoneyBadger said:
As an alpha male, I do it all the time to mark my territory.
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I actually does work, I had a Fox that kept pooing on my patio and I was advised to mark my territory to scare off the Fox. So one night after a few beers I gave the garden a good spray and the Fox must have smelled the alphaness as it didn't come back
 
arknor said:
I once left someone's flat and an old drunk guy was stood outside his door on the communal walk way against a 4ft wall looking down at the road whilst having a slash...

I literally had to walk past him so just stood there till he finished, he never said a word and neither did I.

I thought what a dirty old bugger, I try to avoid urinating outside, it's illegal for one? I've done it a few times when cycling though and drinking lot of fluids in the heat, always made sure to be somewhere isolated or far enough of the path they know what I'm doing, but can;t see anything and don't feel weirded out by it.
I've seen other people just take a pee in the street like they don;t care who watches.
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Town centre people regularly pee in doorways of shops buildings late at night often have to step over "trails" walking down the street. Total lack of any public toilets doesn't help. Areas near the beach and other places where there are large gatherings i.e. festivals are even worse residents complain of people regularly defecating in their front gardens etc
 
Not that I have any recollection of.

It is interesting how people's reaction to it varies though - vaguely related a few years back my manager at work who at the time was a women in her 50s came in through the loading bay doors at the back of the building with an absolute look of shock on her face and just pointed outside (couldn't even speak), ran out expecting something horrendous and a lorry driver who'd just arrived (apparently had rung the bell several times without anyone bothering to answer) to deliver something was leaning up against the wall urinating and properly urinating at that - my reaction was basically if you've got to go you've got to go - pretty sure they lost their job over it though, apparently my manager had answered the door just in time to see him flop it out and starting going.
 
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Nah but it's supposed to help compost
Ai/ says
Urine can be a beneficial addition to a compost pile, acting as a nitrogen-rich activator and speeding up the decomposition process. It's particularly useful when added to compost that's deficient in nitrogen or when trying to decompose carbon-rich materials like dry leaves or straw. However, it's important to balance the urine with carbon-rich materials like straw or wood shavings to avoid overpowering the compost with nitrogen.
 
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