Have you ever urinated in your own garden?

Not me.

My tuxedo cats did.

Back in hot day of summer 1989 I was lay on sunbed in my garden heard roared shriek laughs from my neighbour next door behind me and I stand up to checked out what gone on, saw my 2 years old nephew urinated massive loads on my poor 2 years old tuxedo cat. She was heavily soaked with stink smelled of my nephew urinate, my mum rushed to get kitchen clothe to drained urinate and cleaned off my cat soaked hairs. :cry:
 
Yeah we had cats spraying particular bushes, so after a few beers and some asparagus I pee'd on the same bushes to try and annoy the cats that sniff it.
I've also wee'd in the compost bin, supposedly helps it get going.

I'm surrounded by bungalows so not overlooked.

This thread has reminded me to give it another go, as we have a new lot of cats using my garden as a through-junction.
 
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I have my own urinal at bottom of garden - Old kitchen funnel with tube on end -Hooked funnel to fence and tube through onto field.
This is between summerhouse and oil tank.
Some people might go urrg but believe me at my age you can't make it back to house in time and this is a small garden..

I would give anything now to be able to saunter back to the house for one.
 
when camping with my 9 year old in the garden (small garden but it was a trial run for letting him camp with his mates in the summer hols without me there). then yes at 3am when my middle aged bladder can't last the night I had a cheeky wild wee in the hedge.
 
Spending a lot of time in Ireland in the 70's/80's growing up without running water, electricity etc the 'toilet' was an oil drum cut in half with a toilet seat balanced on the top of it. It was my uncle's job to empty it each morning in the quarry down the road! It was in an out house away from the main house, so if you needed the toilet in the middle of the night it was an interesting experience involving candles and running!!! :D
 
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