Have you ever urinated in your own garden?

[Resident]

I have.

I was out trimming back the bush (ooh er) at the bottom of the garden when suddenly I needed to go and it was a case of 100ft back to the house boots off, then up the stairs, boots back on then another 100ft back to the job -OR- just whip it out and pee on a conifer.

My garden is fairly secluded at the bottom end so I went with the 2nd option.

 

[Mr Badger]

My garden is fairly secluded at the bottom end so I went with the 2nd option.

You went Number 2?

 

[dannyjo22]

I have to. The badgers rip up my front lawn every week. My neighbours never gets touched and then he told me why. I now have a 5l bottle of my own urine in my garage and spray it on my lawn ever other night or after rain. I rarely get to use the toilet in the house, I'm filling the bottle back up!

Not one badger attack since I did that.

Most rage inducing was when I had a badger dig a hole and then a cat **** in the hole it made.

 

[Mr Badger]

I have to. The badgers rip up my front lawn every week. My neighbours never gets touched and then he told me why. I now have a 5l bottle of my own urine in my garage and spray it on my lawn ever other night or after rain. I rarely get to use the toilet in the house, I'm filling the bottle back up!

Not one badger attack since I did that.

I'm certainly feeling repelled.