Having a bad day

[knip]

The kitchen sink at work has exploded and im currently paddling about.

My parcel which was promised today hasnt arrived yet

Oh and I have to work tomorrow plus a 10 hour day on Sunday!

(What do I win?)

 

[Knubje]

not at all!! thats the thing

it isnt as if she isnt 'formed' yet lol

damit! grrrr, its just so wrong

How old are you stink? Remember the rule your age minus 7 and all that jazz.

I would say if you are over 18 you aren't allowed to tap it , if you are younger then go for it, its only rape.

 

[Stinky]

How old are you stink? Remember the rule your age minus 7 and all that jazz.

I would say if you are over 18 you aren't allowed to tap it , if you are younger then go for it, its only rape.

im 20 rofl

so yea

 

[Spektor]

Its not bad rape though, its good rape... years from now when you're being spooned in your prison bed by a fat man called barry, you will think fondly of how it was all worth it.

 

[Stinky]

yea neither did i, i've always been good with ages

now im just back to square one!

 

[Knubje]

Yeaah....that is probably slightly too old. How did you manage to meet a 14 year old girl though?

 

[Stinky]

Its not bad rape though, its good rape... years from now when you're being spooned in your prison bed by a fat man called barry, you will think fondly of how it was all worth it.

years from now when shes 25 and im 30 i would be a god lol. but becuase its 20 and 15 i fail at life

 

[Scuzi]

Please tell me I'm not the only one. I know you want details, but I'm not going down that road...

Cheer me up by telling me how much your life sucks right now (especially 'today').

She will never love you. You have no chance. Give up.

 

[Van Hellseek]

She will never love you. You have no chance. Give up.

I don't care about that. I'd just rather she wasn't doing other people in the room next door. :/

 

[KNiVES]

Also, she doesn't love you because your penis is tiny.

edit: and because the people in the next room have mad bedroom skills and you don't

 

[Spektor]

See, trivial nonsense.

 

[Van Hellseek]

See, trivial nonsense.

I never said that was all that was wrong...

 

[KNiVES]

Not really appropriate
You'll need it

 

[Scuzi]

I don't care about that. I'd just rather she wasn't doing other people in the room next door. :/

Ho ho, and the plot thickens. Most of us will have been in a similar situation at one time or another. It sucks but such is life. Chin up old bean, there are many worse situations to be in.

 

[Spektor]

I never said that was all that was wrong...

Well you aren't saying much at all, so it doesn't matter.

Can we get this back onto potential child rape please?

 

[Stinky]

Well you aren't saying much at all, so it doesn't matter.

Can we get this back onto potential child rape please?

shhhhhh nothing went / going on!!

 

[Jebblehmoo]

Dude, please just tell us, then we can advise etc and try and make you feel better!!

Or, leave and dont stay on the forums and so thus not hearing whats happening!!

Treat yourself to something to take your mind off it

 

[Knubje]

Yeah, tbh spill the beans for everyone else who isn't "in the know" about his REAL problem.

Failing that, move swifltly on to Stinky's "This pasty isn't quite cooked yet, but I want to smash it anyway" post.

 

[Tefal]

20 year old lusting for a 14 year old?


Time for.

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/s/a/sanchezz_fbb/paedofinder-general.JPG

 

[Stinky]

20 year old lusting for a 14 year old?


Time for.

there is no lusting!! i was just saying that she seems a lot older, and not at all 14


anyway, think i might text her and say that nothing can happen for all the obvious reasons!

do i win at the bad day?? personally i just think i fail at life!