Having a bad day

Kainz · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:24

Glad to see I'm not the only one having a crap day. I got 5hrs constantly interupted sleep last night and I feel like **** here at work. Nurf

I feel angry, annoyed, I want to throttle staff at car phone warehouse, I also want to kill the turd who sold me a top dogs umbrella, whose handle fell off yesterdays. Angry I is.

Spektor · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:25

Stinky said:
there is no lusting!! i was just saying that she seems a lot older, and not at all 14

anyway, think i might text her and say that nothing can happen for all the obvious reasons!

do i win at the bad day?? personally i just think i fail at life!

In a week, you will have a 15 year old girl (who by your accounts is hot) that will touch your penis... you would fail at life to send that text.

platypus · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:26

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Edit: Oh fantastic. I've just been asked to take my wee sister and all her giggling friends to the ice rink later.

If she's old enough I'll take them..

Exentia · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:27

Knubje said:
Yeah, tbh spill the beans for everyone else who isn't "in the know" about his REAL problem.

Failing that, move swifltly on to Stinky's "This pasty isn't quite cooked yet, but I want to smash it anyway" post.

HAHA i saw your name as the last poster and all I thought was "i bet its got something to do with a pasty" and look!

6thElement · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:27

Kainz said:
I got 5hrs constantly interupted sleep last night and I feel like **** here at work.

I have the same problem. But then I was trying to sleep in a single bed, with a cute girl

Stinky · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:27

Spektor said:
In a week, you will have a 15 year old girl (who by your accounts is hot) that will touch your penis... you would fail at life to send that text.

still makes her underage! and will still mean i will get it ripped out of me for 'servicing' a minor :confused:

so i thinking thats more wrong than anything lol surely?

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:29

Why not just....I dont know...find a girl like that who isnt a minor?

Kainz · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:29

6thElement said:
I have the same problem. But then I was trying to sleep in a single bed, with a cute girl

6thElement · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:30

Jebblehmoo said:
Why not just....I dont know...find a girl like that who isnt a miner?

http://www.regentgoldmine.com/products/MJAimages/FemaleMiner.jpg

?

No, the ones that don't hotlink images.

Spektor · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:31

Moses99p said:
Or he could find someone his age... or at least someone that doesn't make him a sex offender.

He will have plenty of time after his jail stretch to find someone his own age.

Stinky · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:31

Jebblehmoo said:
Why not just....I dont know...find a girl like that who isnt a minor?

nice one sherlock!!

like i've said i have only just found this out!!

Stinky · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:33

Moses99p said:
And plenty of time in that gaol stretch to be beaten and raped daily for being a sex offender (who'd been "involved" with kids). Surely it's better to find someone older... who knows what they're doing aswell. MEH.

yea, thats the plan!

ibiza will be a giggle to. and filled with OVER 18's

Van Hellseek · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:46

Stinkys sub-topic wins at helping take my mind off things.

Go OcUK.

Stinky · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:47

seek said:
Stinkys sub-topic wins at helping take my mind off things. Go OcUK.

lol glad i could help out.

although now im seen as a sex offender. even though nothing has happened

can some delete all my posts before i get chanted out of the forum

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:49

platypus said:
If she's old enough I'll take them..

14. Pedo.

You can still take them if you want!

45 minutes of driving with irritating teenage hysterics in my car is something I can do without on a Friday night.

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:51

Stinky said:
nice one sherlock!!

like i've said i have only just found this out!!

HOW have you only just found this out??

If you've known her a little while surely you would realise she goes to school and things?

Tefal · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:52

Jebblehmoo said:
HOW have you only just found this out??

If you've known her a little while surely you would realise she goes to school and things?

16 year olds go to school ....

Stinky · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:53

Jebblehmoo said:
HOW have you only just found this out??

If you've known her a little while surely you would realise she goes to school and things?

becuase....... when i started talking to her had been working! therefore not in a uniform / any way did she look under 16. or under 18 for that matter!

now after speaking to her for a while, shes told me its her birthday next week and her age :eek:

and as i work 9-6 monday to friday i was never likely to see her during those hours in a uniform was i

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:54

Tefal said:
16 year olds go to school ....

Truuuuue but 16 is just about legal, but its still a bit of a stretch to go out with a 20 year old, although saying that, Ive known girls here that were 15 that went out with 24 year olds...

If she's that type of girl go for it!

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 13:55

Stinky said:
becuase....... when i started talking to her had been working! therefore not in a uniform / any way did she look under 16. or under 18 for that matter!

now after speaking to her for a while, shes told me its her birthday next week and her age

and as i work 9-6 monday to friday i was never likely to see her during those hours in a uniform was i

Ahhhh fairy snuff

Just plough her ¬_¬